I liked the the last one the best
“You will exit through the gift shop, but you won’t be allowed to actually leave until you buy an $849 obstructed view balcony ticket for the ninth replacement cast of the Pulitzer-winning Hamilton. After refinancing your home and selling your body, you will nab the seat, crying—and then you can scalp it!”
My father (AIDS)
My sister (AIDS)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades