I remember being in high school when there was someone from Danity Kane in Hairspray as amber. One of the administrative people at my school and his boyfriend love them. So, they up and got a ticket without realizing that which they were seeing and only after they impulsively bought the ticket did they look into the show that they were about to see.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll