She was nominated for Anna Karininna back in 91, and since then...well, I guess the show was THAT bad...
(She gave a horrid Ethel Merman impersonation on the london Anything Goes, mind you)
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.