"And eeasssy there, Guillermo. Your handler will be by soon to brush you and take you for your Parvo shot. You just be patient"
Thank you Heart for your kind reassurance. I am feeling somewhat better now that my feed bag has been strapped on. Fortified oats are my favorite.
I did once apply for admission to an elite building and was turned away because of my occupation. From then on I decided to live on Animal Farm and accept my fate as a second class citizen. I realize now that I exist only to entertain and after years of saddle sores and bug-ridden hay I have finally accepted my lot in life.
My therapist feels I have made great progress in that regard though I continue to dream of juicy steaks and down comforters.
P.S. Send more oats
"Always smile at your enemies. It will keep them on their toes"