"It's really uh- sparkly, don'tcha think? You know glitter is this year's plaid. You deserve each other, these pants and you, your both so gay. You deserve each other so here, out of the worst eighties clothes"
*reading about Raul and Adam taking over Wicked...and What Is This Feeling comes on my playlist*
XD XD
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)