"Oh God. Have you died laughing?"
Oh yeah. Especially when it got to "These things were sent to try us..."
*thinks about this again. Ends up back on the floor*
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)