On the plus side...Rue will be at the party!
I'll just have to lie to Patti. Again.
The stress is giving me hives. I mean, how many times can I tell her I have rehearsal before she realizes I'm never in a show?
Make sure she doesn't follow you. I know she knows when the party is and I can't deal with her crashing it.
Bea is not above pulling hair. And I know Rue and I can't hold her back. Get in bitch's way and you're bound to lose an eye.
Wave a brownie in front of Rue and she'll forget everything else.
Patti doesn't know where the party is - I gave her a decoy location.
A G A I N.
Wave a brownie in front of Rue and she'll forget everything else.
Patti doesn't know where the party is - I gave her a decoy location.
A G A I N.
Wave a brownie in front of Rue and she'll forget everything else.
Oh, snap! Rue is not pleased with that one.
You might want to try it now.
well, early night after Butley. nathan didn;t want to party like it was 1999, which is fine for me. Still fun to have a drink out with him.
how's the party that I'm missing? I bet Patti is very pissed, but it's probably better is Bea and Patti don't interact at all.
Patti's singing right now, Bea isn't even on her radar. You know how she is when she's singing.
She loves to karaoke to Britney's cover of I Love Rock 'n Roll. It's kind of an inside joke.
Any news on the Smith/Seldes smackdown?
Bea, Rue and I are very interested. I asked if they wanted to go, but Bea insisted we try her new stuffed lamb recipie.
Smith slapped the powder right off of Seldes's face. I was - excited AND scared.
So that means Seldes has to be the understudy! Wow...that's gonna be quite a backstage fiasco.
So, Bea and Rue were discussing vodka over the lamb this evening and somehow we got on the subject of Stritchie. We're all wondering...what did she do with all the cash she raked in from those expensive gigs at the Carlyle?
Stritch and I haven't spoken since the pantyhose incident of 1994.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.
How did I miss that one?
Details, please.
I can't. It's a legal thing.
Why do I think Monk had something to do with it?
Don't talk about her. Okay? Just. don't.
Don't ever stop this thread. Ever.
Sorry...sore subject, I assume.
All I'm gonna say is I heard she had something to do with the Vanessa Williams/Miss America scandal.
I asked you not to talk about her.
And I meant it.
Apologies.
On a lighter note...I hear Victoria Clark has been asked to play Miss Lynch in the GREASE revival.
She'll have to fight Audra McDonald for it.
Vicki is not above sleeping with Kathleen Marshall.
And Audra's not above taking a bitch out.
There is no fighting at Rydell!
We handle this the right way...we race at Thunder Road.
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