Oh Shiksa, Judi is INSANE....that is, if you can get her off that damned Blackberry gabbing with Paris.
Stand-by Joined: 4/12/06
Actually FOA, Bernie doesn't like you all that much, she says you've been a bit clingy lately... and if you wanna talk body shots, NOTHING compares to Bernie and I doing body shots off of Adam's thighs...
Judi was texting Lindsay last time I went out with her. Then had a three way call with Paris and Lindsay. Ended up with Judi throwing her phone on the ground, screaming at it.
Ughh I know! Judz and I were at Posh on Saturday night, and Paris kept calling and calling. Finally I took the blackberry, and bitchslapped Judi with it. I luv her, but she wuz just being rude to all the boiz that wanted a dance!
Judi was texting Lindsay last time I went out with her. Then had a three way call with Paris and Lindsay.
That wasn't the only three way they've had...
One of these days I will get the video uploaded to the Site That Must Not Be Named. Judi sure is a tigress in the bedroom. FIERCE!
All this talk of body shots brings back fond memories of Dee & her hubby backstage at MTC. Now those were the days. The whole gang was there- Jules, Bri, that chick that got naked. Everyone got so wasted they almost headed downtown to put the smackdown on Eartha, Toni, & Mandy.
Judi prefers the younger men and women. Notes on a Scandal is BASED on Judi's life. Only, the veteran actress' affair with a young chorusboy was changed to a teacher-student tryst.
Five words about Judi that anyone who knows her will appreciate:
"Oh, it's an absolute MONSTER!"
Wait...backup...Skiksa, XL closed? When?
I have to say "Shut up, Patti Lupone! Shut that brassy magnificent trap!" every time we're out in public or she won't pay.
I am very close with a certain Tony winner from 'Contact', who will next be appearing in 'Curtains' on Broadway.
I don't like to drop names, so I'll leave it to your imagination.
Oh, Junior. I'd believe you if she wasn't here right now laughing at every word you've posted.
Y'all should've been at my last birthday party. Julie Andrews gave me my birthday whacks with her umbrella from "Mary Poppins." I still have the marks.
Judi prefers the younger men and women. Notes on a Scandal is BASED on Judi's life. Only, the veteran actress' affair with a young chorusboy was changed to a teacher-student tryst.
And just who do you think the young chorus boy was?? HELLO!!!
Y'all should've been at my last birthday party. Julie Andrews gave me my birthday whacks with her umbrella from "Mary Poppins." I still have the marks.
That reminds me of a video I saw on that site yesterday...type in "Scary Mary." It's amazing.
And just who do you think the young chorus boy was?? HELLO!!!
Shoulda known. How did it feel when Maggie Smith revealed all in a desperate attempt to keep Judi?
It was sad. Just sad. And she calls herself a DAME!? HA!
Maggie Smith is a desperate slut.
Trust me.
Broadway Star Joined: 5/12/03
i know an ex broadway actor he was in singin in the rain and me and my girl. his name is john spalla. and he is a great guy.
David (Hyde Pierce) and Judi and i went out a few nights ago. Man, can David dance! and that was only with two shots. 5 shots later and him and judi were dirty dancing on the table. What a site!
Judi is a sloppy drunk. I'm really tired of her antics.
I told Judi to stop or at least slow down and she bitch-slapped me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
Angie and I are back! We stopped at the gym on the way home and I had to keep slapping her hands away from our shiny-muscled personal trainer. That woman is a grabber!
I'm getting a little tired of drunk Judi too. She threwup on me when I wuz gettin down on da flo wit Max Von Essen.
Well, I'm off to walk Patti's dog - what? so what if I do? - and then if I do the "brassy magnificent trap" thing loudly enough in Shubert Alley on the way to dinner, she'll buy! Yay!!
See you all at karaoke!!
Um...this is cute, but if you guys aren't going to post REAL post about the subject - doesn't this thread need to be moved to the off-topic board?
I know it's all in fun, but it sucks for people who actually want to brag. ::) or read the bragging....if there ARE any...
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