FindingNamo, nice try but it's actually going to go a little something like this:
"I was in tears as I walked into the theatre, it was only two days ago when I last sobbed, watching the OBC perform Hair in an untouchable, epic way. Seeing Kyle Riabko's name where Gavin's used to be in the Playbill brought almost primative sobs that I tried unsuccessfully to choke back. I mean, I'm sure he'll be ok as Claude but nothing (at Hair or in life) will ever be the same now that the OBC has died, er, I mean gone to London.
Diana Degarmo was passable as Sheila. I mean, she can sing but seeing her with black hair just shows she's not as committed to the role as she should be. Caissie's Sheila was blonde. Odd that Diana didn't have the same professionalism and chose not to copy Caissie but oh well, I'm sure she'll grow into the role.
I left the show at intermission. The realization that Will Swenson will never play Berger again at the Al Hirschfeld (and by never I mean a whole six months) sent me into such a tizzy that I headed to the closest hospital and requested sedation.
It's a sad, sad day, but I'm sure the new cast will be good, eventually. Anyway, if you'll excuse me, the reality has hit me again and I need to go carve Bryce Ryness's name into my arm."
Updated On: 3/8/10 at 05:40 PM