Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#1Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 5:32pm
C'mon.
You know who it is.
Spill it.
jasobres
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/9/05
#1re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 5:44pmMiss Piggy.
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#2re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 5:45pm
Was she on Broadway?
I think at the moment it may be Danny Burstein in The Drowsy Chaperone.
Who do you think it is?
jasobres
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/9/05
#3re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 5:48pm
Yes, she was shooting a movie on Broadway where she was in a Broadway musical called "Manhattan Melodies" in the movie "The Muppets Take Manhattan."
So I was taking "ham" literally.
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#4re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 5:50pmJust another screen star who's a wannabe Broadway, porker or no.
Isabella2
Broadway Star Joined: 10/6/05
#5re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 7:14pmbefore i post my ideas.. what qualifies for "ham"?
LeoBloom2
Stand-by Joined: 9/1/06
#6re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 9:30pmJim Borstelmann of the Producers without a doubt.
#7re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 9:33pm
Yeah,
Where exactly does the term HAM Acting come from?
#8re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 9:35pm
Nevermind. I don't want to make him feel bad.
#10re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 9:42pm
No.
EDIT: Whoa it's Marc Shaiman
iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
#11re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 9:43pm
Martin Short. But, in his case, that certainly is not a bad thing. It's what makes him so wonderful.
Tina Maddigan's quite a ham, though.
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#12re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/23/06 at 11:06pm
Hambone, hambone...
Calling Nathan Lane...
Yoo hoo!
#13re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 12:13amWhoopsy! Updated On: 11/24/06 at 12:13 AM
#14re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 12:14am
I vote for Marc. Anyone who shows their crack on Broadway wins my vote.
PS I saw Marc last night for my third time. He is hysterical.
I wonder who bid 600 dollars for the large joint?
Who was it Marc?
Funny, stuff.
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#16re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 12:25am
Tim Curry was
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nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#19re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 1:12am
The Entire Cast Of The Wedding Singer
y/n
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nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#20re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 1:30am
Being a ham is a good big fun thing.
Broad comedy, probably add in some over the top.
#21re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 1:35am
Look at us, here we are, right where we belong...
Somebody's getting married...
He makes me happy...
What better way can anything end...hand in hand with a friend?
I adore the Muppets Take Manhattan.
#22re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 1:36am
Wait..has Nathan Lane not been mentioned yet in this thread.
(I am very sick and highly medicated right now...so it's very possible i missed it).
Akiva
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
LollyNYC
Understudy Joined: 10/9/05
#24re: Who's the BIGGEST HAM on Broadway?
Posted: 11/24/06 at 1:57am
one time I had really good ham at a deli on 41st at Broadway called THE DUKE or CAFE DUKE or DUKE'S or LE DUKE and I was like GOD this is the BIGGEST HAM I have ever had, on broadway, but it didnt have a name.... still, I called it Destiny Lynn Jefferson because I believe every ham deserves a name. then I ate Destiny and got really upset because I forgot it was Friday and Lent. so I tried to throw it up but I'm just not good at being bulimic (but I'm anorexic though because one time, I was like, you are going on a DIET, girl! and I didn't eat any food from when I woke up until about 2 in the afternoon and I was like omg, I am so anorexic!!!!!!!!) and since I still had Destiny in me on God's day of repentence and sanctus dominus erectus I went and confessed it to the Pope (*BFF!*) and he said my child, you have sinned, and then I told him I know pope, I'm sorry, but it was really good ham and SO BIG, look here, I didnt even eat it all!!! when I produced Destiny's lower half he was all, wow, that ham is so big and delicious. I'm going to have to confiscate it because it is too big and delicious and naughty for a little girl like yourself. and so he took my Destiny from me and probably sent it right in hell with the other foods God forbids some days of the week. anyway if I had a pet pig I wouldnt cut it up and make ham, remember when Fern saved the baby pig? wilbur. and then he did craft fairs and won awards and didnt have to be food. but then the spider died in vain like angel in rent.
Updated On: 11/24/06 at 01:57 AM
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