"My cat had a fall, and I went through Hell"
"It's like losin' a...how'd you know she fell?"
"Champagne?"
I agree with EverythingIsRent, they continually say Muffy in a deragatory tone, so that doesn't lean me towards the "pet name" explanation.
Q: What is the most weirdest or funniest thing a fan has asked you?
Joe Flanigan, Stargate Atlantis: When a fan asked me for help with his grammar. I'm available.