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#1

Wicked quotes

I saw Wicked for the first time last night. I loved it. It was amazing. I can't remember a lot of the funny quotes from it, though. Does anyone have any.

And..
DOes anyone have the script?
"The opposite of war isn't peace . . . It's CREATION!"
#2

re: Wicked quotes

Glinda: It's dreadful, it is to have a house fall on you.. but accidents will happen..

Elphaba: You call this an accident?!

Glinda: Well maybe not an accident..

Elphaba: Well what do you call it?!

Glinda: A regime change.. caused by a bizarre and unexpected twister of fate..
#3

re: Wicked quotes

Galinda: Oh! It seems the artichoke is steamed

Fiyero: I've been thinking
Elphaba: Yes, I've heard (this one is funnier at the actual show)


Galinda: I will turn your frock into a beautiful ball gown! Stand up.. Ball gown!! Ball gown!! Is this thing on?
Elphaba: Do you want me to try?
Galinda: No, I've got it! Oh, just wear the frock.. it's pretty!

Updated On: 11/5/04 at 11:52 AM

#4

re: Wicked quotes

Glinda: I don't know why you can't just teach us history instead of dwelling on the past!
"Word of advice: Be who you are, wear what you want---just learn how to run real fast." Marc, UGLY BETTY
#5

re: Wicked quotes

I thought of another one.

Glinda: I hope she doesn't get lost...I'm so bad with directions.
"Word of advice: Be who you are, wear what you want---just learn how to run real fast." Marc, UGLY BETTY
#6

re: Wicked quotes

Elphaba: (in response to the sound of Dorothy crying): Oh, for Oz's sake, stop crying! I can't listen to it anymore! You want to see your Aunt Em and your Uncle whats'his name again? Get those shoes off your feet, Little brat! Who takes a dead woman's shoes, must have been raised in a barn!
#7

re: Wicked quotes

Morrible: i'm sure she (Elphaba) is very bright...
Galinda: Bright???!!!??? She's phosporescent!!!


And you think of all of the things you've seen, and you wish that you could live in between ,and you're back again only different than before... After the Sky. -Into the Woods (Jack)
#8

re: Wicked quotes

...It's harping on the past, not dwelling....

:)

Nessa: What's in the punch?
BOQ: Lemons and melons and pears...
Nessa: Oh, my!

--

Nessa: Elphaba, why have you come?
Elphaba: Well, there's no place like home...

--

Nessa: ...Elphaba, shut up! First of all, I can't harbor a fugitive - I'm an unelected fugitive!
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
#9

re: Wicked quotes

"I'm an unelected official" perhaps??
#10

re: Wicked quotes

I love this one:
What is it? What-do I have something in my teeth? Okay, lets just get this over with: No I'm not seasick, Yes I've always been green, and no I didn't chew grass as a child.

Updated On: 11/5/04 at 01:39 PM

#11

re: Wicked quotes

Sorry, my bad....I thought perhaps it was "harping," but I've only seen the show once!
"Word of advice: Be who you are, wear what you want---just learn how to run real fast." Marc, UGLY BETTY
#12

re: Wicked quotes

Glinda: "Let the little girl go, and her little dog, Dodo"

Glinda: "Come on, they're just shoes. Let it go!"
#13

re: Wicked quotes

The script used to be posted online but the website is gone. I have it saved though. pm me.
#14

re: Wicked quotes

the website is still there. at least, i know of one that is. pm me if you want more info.
There's always room for pathos - and jazz hands.
#15

re: Wicked quotes

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks for posting those. I love those lines!
#16

re: Wicked quotes


all those lines are great.. i have to say though one of the ones that really got me laughing was at the end when shes yelling at maddam morrible and shoving her own words back at her

Glinda" i hope you prove me wrong (screams)BUT I DOUBT YOU WILL"
-i dno something about that lil blond gal standin up for herself made me laugh. hahaha
#17

re: Wicked quotes

Elphaba: I'm beautifully tragic

Glinda: It's good to see me isn't it? No need to answer, that was rhetorical, (or something like that)

When Glinda talks about Elphaba's dirty broom,
Elphaba: Well we can't all travel by bubble

And its not a line, but when Fiyero swings in on the rope it always makes me laugh, even though I don't think its supposed to be funny
"Commit a little mortal sin, its good for the soul"
#18

re: Wicked quotes

Glinda: You're not still carrying that old thing around?? (Elphaba's broom)
Elphaba: Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!

Glinda: I am a public figure! People expect me to...
Elphaba: Lie??
Glinda: ...BE ENCOURAGING!!!!
#19

re: Wicked quotes

My favorite line ie the Bubble one. Elphie gets all hard-core.

Also - toss, toss

But yes the fiyero swinging in is the funniest part of the show for me. I've laughed the both times that I've seen the show. But this last time, my seat had the view of Joey Mac jumping on the rope before he was on stage, it was classic.


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#20

re: Wicked quotes

Oh I am so jealous SWTaffy, the last time I saw it, Joey was all of 4 or 5 inches off the ground which made it even funnier. My sister pinched me becuase she was embarassed that I was laughing so hard.
"Commit a little mortal sin, its good for the soul"
#21

re: Wicked quotes

Galinda - "Magic wands need they have a point"
"what? what is it? do i have something in my teeth? ok lets get this over with : no im not seasick,yes ive always been green, and no i didnt chew grass as a child "
#22

re: Wicked quotes

Fiyero: You must think I'm really stupid.
Elphaba: No, not really stupid.

Elphaba: Well we can't all come and go by bubble.

Galinda: Fiyero and I are going to be married! (high pitched squeal)
Elphaba:He's asked you already?!
GAlinda: No, he doesn't know yet.


Elphaba: I don't cause commotions, I AM one.

Most of mine have already been said. There are more, I have them written down somewhere....
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."

Wishes come true, not free.
#23

re: Wicked quotes

AHHH! I love the Fiyero swinging in...Norbert was classic..."Llllllllllet the green girl go!"
I loved it!
but most of all i yearn to be astonishing...
#24

re: Wicked quotes

Elphaba: No matter how shallow and self absorbed you *pretend* to be--
Fiyero: Excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and *deeply* shallow!

Yes, Norbert's swing was wonderful...Joey fell when I saw it a couple weeks ago. It was cute.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#25

re: Wicked quotes

"Oh come on, they're just shoes. Let it go!" - Glinda

"It's terrible it is, to have a house fall on you - but accidents will happen!" - Glinda

"Yeah, well there's no place like home" - Elphaba

And, since all of those have been taken, I'm just going with a good line from the show -

"Elphaba, we're going to be together always. You can see houses flying through the sky, can't you see that?" - Fiyero

I adore, "let the green girl go" -- it makes me wayy more excited than it should.
"The tick BOOM tick BOOM is so loud I can't hear the rain on the grass. I can't hear the wind. I'm about to scream. But I realize I'm not alone."

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