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#26

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 1:25am

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD - the reason you couldn't remember any funny quotes from WICKED is because there really aren't any - it's like child soap opera writing, it's dreadful. Make this post go away, please.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#27

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 1:37am

No need to be mean. Wicked's book may not be Shakespeare or Sondheim, but the show can be a genuinely enjoyable evening at the theatre, with some actually funny lines. I must say, I enjoyed it. Try simly scripts dot com for a complete script. You've got to search a bit, and follow some other link, which I'm not certain of at this time, so good luck.

"Wilkins, after all these years, are you trying to be funny?"

#28

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 1:56am

The show is very enjoyable, and I was a fan when I saw it in previews - I have a few friends in the cast so I saw it through rehearsals and stuff. I enjoyed it very much, but still thought it was VERY flawed. It's the fans of the show that make me want to hate it so much. They're hte most irritating creatures that walk to face of the earth. Next to Bush, that is.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#29

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 2:00am

It's not the show itself that's the problem - it's the rabid fans who make it seem like it's the embodiment of perfection. I enjoyed it as much as the next person, and liked all the lines that have been listed here, but face it people! There are flaws to the show! There's flaws to EVERY show! Just acknowledge that it's not the best thing ever and we're happy!

(This wasn't directed at any in particular. I'm just saying that's what the big beef is.)

Moving on...yeah.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

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#30

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 2:04am

I coudln't agree more.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#31

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 2:12am

*nods as well*

I was there last week, and before that not since last Thanksgiving. I like the show a lot... but I can't deal with rabid Wicked fans who think that it's just the best show ever. It is a decent show, and it's fun and easy to enjoy, but I just want to smack my head when people say that Elphaba is the greatest character to ever be on a Broadway stage. *sigh*

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#32

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 2:37am

That's why we're friends, emcee.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#33

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 2:38am

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#34

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 11/6/04 at 3:03am

I finally got peaunts. But they're unsalted and taste like vaginal fluid. Now I want soda.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#35

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:46pm

I think that everyone is entitled to thier personal oppinions/likes/dislikes/etc.

I am sorry that some of you have been deterred from liking the show simply because others greatly enjoy it, but to each their own. I personally think the music from Wicked is wonderful, and thoroughly enjoyed the show!

#36

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:55pm

Morrible/Glinda: "My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt you will."

Elphaba: "Just wait a clock tick! I know it may be difficult for that blissful, blonde brain of yours to comprehend that someone like him could actually choose someone like me. But it's happened. It's real. And you can wave that ridiculous wand all you want, but you can't change it! He doesn't belong to you, he never loved you, and he never did! He loves me!"

#37

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/2/04 at 11:23pm

even though this thread has unfortunately completely gone to pot, here are my favorite lines:

elphaba: you really don't have to do that.
galinda: i know. that's what makes me so nice.

(ok, it's on the CD ... sorry, i've only seen the show once.)

RIP glebby <3

#38

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/2/04 at 11:48pm

Galinda: Elphie. May I call you Elphie?
Elphaba: Well, it's a little perkie!

Galinda: I really don't see what the problem is. Every other
professor seems to be able to pronounce my name.
Elphaba: Maybe perfecting the pronounciation of your precious
name isn't the sole focus of Dr. Dillamond's life. And
maybe he's not like everyother professor. Maybe some of
us are different.
Galinda: Well, it seems the artichoke is steamed!

What is your dream role? My dream role would be to be myself. To be performing at the Hollywood Bowl and to have an audience there just to see me, as Stephanie. They are there because they like what I do as a singer, an artist and a person (the last being the most important). I enjoy escaping and portraying other characters, but to be accepted and wanted as yourself... that's amazing! --Stephanie J. Block Just one of the many reasons I admire and respect Stephanie!!

#39

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:53pm

wow...i was surprised that the string of great wicked quotes went for as long as it did before being bashed by yet another "why do people like this show" quote. Haha. You never disappointment munkus!

i personally like all the glinda vocabulary. Hideodious comes in handy quite often!

#40

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 7:03pm

The Wizard: So, which is witch?

Glinda:(To Dorothy) Thats right! You just that one road the whole time!....I hope they dont get lost. I'm so bad at giving directions.

Nessa: Whats in the punch?
Boq: Lemons and melons and pears.
Nessa: Oh, my!

And the exact bubble line is...

Glinda: And just what exactly have you been doing besides riding around on the filthy old thing?
Elphaba: Well, we cant all come and go by bubble!

Updated On: 12/3/04 at 07:03 PM

#41

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 7:24pm

ha, next to bush...

Thanks munkus, that has been the first time I laughed in the past two days. :)

" i personally like all the glinda vocabulary. Hideodious comes in handy quite often! "

-- you use those words in conversation?

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#42

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 7:43pm

Haha - hideodious comes in handy when you're with you are out shopping with girlfriends. "That dress is HIDEODIOUS--DON'T YOU DARE BUY IT!" And this is true even if I am not a teen like 90% of the Wicked fans out there. I'm trying to work it into my legal lingo, ah, but I don't think a judge would like it if I told him that the opposing party's baseless claims are hideodious. Hahaha. If I didn't have to worry about reprimands and monetary sanctions, I'd try it just to see the judge's reaction.

#43

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 8:57pm

A couple of my favorites are:

One of the guards to Fiyero, I think:
"There's a goat on the lam, sir"
and
Nessa screams when Elphaba shows up at her house.
Elphaba:"I'm sorry. Did I scare you? I seem to have that effect on people.
Nessa:"What are you doing here?"
Elphaba:"Well, there's no place like home."

#44

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 9:12pm

G(a)linda: (after she has just seen Elphaba get accepted into M.M's sorcery class) This'll probably just make me a better person!

Elphaba: You're the only friend I've ever had...
Glinda: (crying)...and I've had so many..

Fieryo: *something about his castle-how nobody stays in one of them* You'll be safe there!
Elphaba: Well, where do you stay?
Fieryo: The other castle.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

Updated On: 12/3/04 at 09:12 PM

#45

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 9:29pm

Fieryo: Listen, I've been thinking about that day a lot.
Elphaba: So do I
Galinda: *no idea what they are talking about*....Me too! I think about it constantly!

Something like:
Glinda: *introducing herself* Glinda-the 'GA' is silent.

Glinda: I don't even think he's perfect anymore-and I still want him!...this must be what other people feel like..
I'll probably think of more..

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

#46

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:06pm

"Well, we can't all come and go by bubble...." Elphaba
"Well, it seems the beautiful only get more beautiful while the green just get greener." Elphaba
(This is a line that Jennifer Laura Thompson made up on her own, it wasn't in the script!) "Oh! Pink goes good on green!" Galinda
" I don't even think he's perfect anymore and I still want him! This must be what other people feel like" Glinda
"I don't get my way! Eh, I guess...this...will just make me... a....better person..." Galinda
"What is it? Do I have something in my teeth? Oh, well, let's get this over with. No I'm not seasick. Yes, I've always been green. No I didn't chew grass as a child. No I-" Elphaba
Nessa: What's in the punch?
Boq:Lemons, Melons, and Pears
Nessa: Oh my!

Nessa: What are you doing here?
Elphaba: Well, there's no place like home!
"Oh, let the girl go and that poor little dog, Dodo!" Glinda
Elphaba: Maybe pronouncing your precious name isn't the sole purpose of Dr Dillamond's life. Maybe some of us are different!"
Galinda: Well, it seems the artichoke is steamed!

Elphaba: I want to remember this moment forever, Nobody's pointing, nobody's staring, finally I'm somewhere I belong."
Glinda: You look Positively Emerald!

Glinda: That's right you follow that one road the whole time...Oh, I do hope they don't get lost, I'm so bad at giving directions!"

Elphaba: "Do you ever want to see your Auntie Em and your Uncle What's-His-Name again?? Then get those shoes off your feet! Stupid little brat! Taking shoes off of a dead women's feet, must have been raised on a barn!"

Elphaba: Well, what could he have gotten me, I mean I clash with everything.

Ok, I pretty much know the show better than my name so that's why I'm listing on and on but I'm sure you all are thinking obsessive....Ok that's true but...hmmm... I have no response with a hypothetical argument I'm having... that's sad....

Thus is how the book of man and woman shall be written endlessly crashing into each other like 2 vengeful bumper cars - I Love You You're Perfect Now Change

#47

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/4/04 at 11:36am

I have the script, am i allowed to post the site on here though?

EDIT-heres a quote

"I am Galinda Upland of the Upper Uplands"

I LOVE SHOSHANA BEAN.

Updated On: 12/4/04 at 11:36 AM

#48

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/4/04 at 2:44pm

i have the full script if anyone wants... pm me...

#49

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/4/04 at 3:48pm

Fiyero: Ive Been Thinking...
Elphaba: (Cutting hi Off) Yes I've Heard

Glinda: Elphie Do you mind if I call You that
Elphaba: Erll its kinda Perky

Glinda YOu know black..its this years Pink

Glinda YA SEE IT? YA SEE IT? NO YOU DIDNT its the Micro Flip

#50

re: Wicked quotes

Posted: 12/4/04 at 8:04pm

"we have the highest hopes....for some of you" madame morrible

elphaba: so you lied to them?
wizard: only verbally

wizard: people believe all sorts of things that aren't true...we call it history.

and the ones others have mentioned

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