Worst Movie Cast — Page 2

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:03pm

Come to think of it, Macy Gray as anything kind of hurts my head...

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:05pm

Well, don't go see Aida, then, because Michelle Williams sounds exactly like her.

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:12pm

Poor thing... sounds like a man with a lawn-mower mauled throat? I shed a tear!

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:54pm

Jerry Seinfeld as Sweeney
Pierce Brosnan as Mrs. Lovett

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BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:56pm

And the winner is Sumofallthings!

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:59pm

James Gandolfini as Anthony

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BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:59pm

James Gandolfini as Anthony

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BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

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Posted: 1/2/04 at 12:07am

Art Garfunkel as Johanna

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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Posted: 1/2/04 at 1:00pm

i thought catherine zeta jones was great. she did start out in musical theatre, so she can actually sing and dance. queen latifah was the weakest, and although renee zellweger and richard gere did well with the acting , they really can't sing.

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Defy Gravity!!

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Posted: 1/2/04 at 1:01pm

Gary Coleman as Judge Turpin
Kathy Bates as The Beedle
Anne Heche as the Poor Women (she's already nuts)

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"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

#36

worst cast

Posted: 1/2/04 at 6:41pm

SOUTH PACIFIC:

Emil DeBeque: Michael Jackson
Nellie Forbush: Angela Lansbury
Billis: John Stamos
Bloody Mary: Pia Zadora
Liat: Rosie O'Donnell
Cable: Justin "american idol" Guarani

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Please visit Bitchy Waiter

#37

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Posted: 1/2/04 at 6:58pm

I did this at another board, the people were horrified.

"How to mess up Les Miserables (pop-style):"

VALJEAN: Ashton Kutcher
JAVERT: Adam Sandler
FANTINE: Britney Spears
COSETTE: Jessica Simpson
ENJOLRAS: Matt Damon (hmm...) (either him or 50 Cent )
EPONINE: Christina Aguilera
MARIUS: Justin Timberlake
MME. THENARDIER: Missy Elliot
THENARDIER: Ruben Studdard
GAVROCHE: Michael Jackson
Y. COSETTE: Hillary Duff
Y. EPONINE: Lindsey Lohan (or the Olsen twins for the young girls)
BISHOP: Ben Affleck

#38

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Posted: 1/2/04 at 7:38pm

The Music Man with cartoon characters
Harold Hill:Bugs Bunny (loony toons)
Marion:Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
Winthrop: Bart Simpson (The simpsons)
and someone else finish this up

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"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

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Posted: 1/3/04 at 12:44am

George W. Bush as Debbie in Debbie Does Dallas

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BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

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Posted: 1/7/04 at 2:17am

The Phantom of the Opera...

Phantom - Andrew Lloyd Webber himself
Christine – Paris Hilton
Raoul – Michael Bolton
Carlotta – Bette Midler
Little Meg – Brittany Spears
Madame Giry - Kathy lee Gifford
Pangi (or however it’s spelled) Drew Cary
The Opera owners – Arnold the Governator and Danny DiVito

:) Audrey

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Posted: 1/7/04 at 5:32am

Ya know - Carrot Top lives here in Vegas, and there are auditions for Sweeney Todd this weekend...hmmmm.

How about Marlon Brando as Tevye?

or Charlie Sheen as Harold Hill?

or Kirsten Dunst as Eliza Doolittle?

or Anna Nicole Smith as Lola?

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Posted: 1/8/04 at 9:52pm

Hm, I posted once before and yet...it isn't here.

*Chicago ('02/'03)...didn't work for me.
*Millie -- a NYC British modern from Kansas? Hm.
*TMM (ABC '02) -- don't get me wrong. I love Chenoweth and Broderick, but leave it at Preston.

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"More than in any other performing arts the lack of respect for acting seems to spring from the fact that every layman considers himself a valid critic." --Uta Hagen

Updated On: 1/8/04 at 09:52 PM

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Posted: 1/9/04 at 10:45am

worst so far...paint your wagon..lee marvin..yuck..and a great musical.