Worst Movie Cast
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:03pmCome to think of it, Macy Gray as anything kind of hurts my head...
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:05pmWell, don't go see Aida, then, because Michelle Williams sounds exactly like her.
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:12pmPoor thing... sounds like a man with a lawn-mower mauled throat? I shed a tear!
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:54pm
Jerry Seinfeld as Sweeney
Pierce Brosnan as Mrs. Lovett
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:56pmAnd the winner is Sumofallthings!
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:59pmJames Gandolfini as Anthony
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 11:59pmJames Gandolfini as Anthony
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Posted: 1/2/04 at 12:07amArt Garfunkel as Johanna
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Posted: 1/2/04 at 1:00pmi thought catherine zeta jones was great. she did start out in musical theatre, so she can actually sing and dance. queen latifah was the weakest, and although renee zellweger and richard gere did well with the acting , they really can't sing.
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Posted: 1/2/04 at 1:01pm
Gary Coleman as Judge Turpin
Kathy Bates as The Beedle
Anne Heche as the Poor Women (she's already nuts)
#35worst cast
Posted: 1/2/04 at 6:41pm
SOUTH PACIFIC:
Emil DeBeque: Michael Jackson
Nellie Forbush: Angela Lansbury
Billis: John Stamos
Bloody Mary: Pia Zadora
Liat: Rosie O'Donnell
Cable: Justin "american idol" Guarani
LadyGuenevere
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/03
#36re: worst cast
Posted: 1/2/04 at 6:58pm
I did this at another board, the people were horrified.
"How to mess up Les Miserables (pop-style):"
VALJEAN: Ashton Kutcher
JAVERT: Adam Sandler
FANTINE: Britney Spears
COSETTE: Jessica Simpson
ENJOLRAS: Matt Damon (hmm...) (either him or 50 Cent )
EPONINE: Christina Aguilera
MARIUS: Justin Timberlake
MME. THENARDIER: Missy Elliot
THENARDIER: Ruben Studdard
GAVROCHE: Michael Jackson
Y. COSETTE: Hillary Duff
Y. EPONINE: Lindsey Lohan (or the Olsen twins for the young girls)
BISHOP: Ben Affleck
#37re: re: worst cast
Posted: 1/2/04 at 7:38pm
The Music Man with cartoon characters
Harold Hill:Bugs Bunny (loony toons)
Marion:Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
Winthrop: Bart Simpson (The simpsons)
and someone else finish this up
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Posted: 1/3/04 at 12:44amGeorge W. Bush as Debbie in Debbie Does Dallas
Audrey
Swing Joined: 6/1/03
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Posted: 1/7/04 at 2:17am
The Phantom of the Opera...
Phantom - Andrew Lloyd Webber himself
Christine – Paris Hilton
Raoul – Michael Bolton
Carlotta – Bette Midler
Little Meg – Brittany Spears
Madame Giry - Kathy lee Gifford
Pangi (or however it’s spelled) Drew Cary
The Opera owners – Arnold the Governator and Danny DiVito
:) Audrey
DivaMommy
Featured Actor Joined: 5/20/03
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Posted: 1/7/04 at 5:32am
Ya know - Carrot Top lives here in Vegas, and there are auditions for Sweeney Todd this weekend...hmmmm.
How about Marlon Brando as Tevye?
or Charlie Sheen as Harold Hill?
or Kirsten Dunst as Eliza Doolittle?
or Anna Nicole Smith as Lola?
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Posted: 1/8/04 at 9:52pm
Hm, I posted once before and yet...it isn't here.
*Chicago ('02/'03)...didn't work for me.
*Millie -- a NYC British modern from Kansas? Hm.
*TMM (ABC '02) -- don't get me wrong. I love Chenoweth and Broderick, but leave it at Preston.
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Posted: 1/9/04 at 10:45amworst so far...paint your wagon..lee marvin..yuck..and a great musical.
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