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#1

Worst Movie Cast

Posted: 1/1/04 at 3:34pm

Go at it
Make movie casts that would positively not work for any musical you want on film.

Suckas.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 3:48pm

hmmm, let's see......it would have to be for chicago if they made it a movie..
Catherine Zeta-Jones.....Velma Kelly
Renee Zellweger.........Roxy Hart
Richard Gere............ Billy Flynn
....................oh wait, they did make that musical a movie and they used that cast, no wonder it was bad
queen latifah was great though!
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 3:49pm

weak
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 3:57pm

That's ok happens to the best of us
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 5:05pm

wow I thought the two girls were great.. it was Queen Latifah who was weak to me personally.. oh well.
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 5:16pm

I thought the movie was perfectly cast. They all far excceded my and other peoples expectations of what the film would be like.

Note to you both- not you, Benzy.
Instead of starting yet another negative thread used to bash actors and actresses, why not start a more positive one, talking about performances you liked?
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 5:29pm

Katherine Zeta Jones was amazing. And Renee Zellwegger, though not a phenomenal, did a decent job. She had the attitude of Roxy and her singing was better than a lot of people who call themselves singers.
Just my thoughts...
Oh and Queen Latifah rocked the house!
"They hear drums. We hear music."
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 6:25pm

Catherine was incredible. I'm glad she won the Oscar. Queen Latifah was really great. I thought she was an incredible Mama. Renee was a pretty good Roxy, and Richard Gere's Billy was pretty comical.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 10:01pm

i agree, 'chicago' was a great film. BUt back to the FIRST subject:
WORST Into The Woods cast for a movie
Witch: Meryll Streep
Baker's Wife: Diane Lane
Baker: Richard Gere
Jack: Haley Joel Osment
Little Red Ridinghood: One of the Olsen Twins
Cinderella: Britney Spears
Storyteller: Al Pacino (eww)
Director: Tim Burton
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

Updated On: 1/1/04 at 10:01 PM

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Posted: 1/1/04 at 10:19pm

The Original Sam Goldwyn Guys & Dolls cast (well a few of them anyway!) Brando was passable, but Sinatra's interpretation of Nathan Detroit was HORRIBLE!! Completely did not know what the character represented and as a result, messed up one of the key songs in the Nathan/Adelaide relationship 'Sue Me'. Loesser was reportedly quite verbal about this too, and when he hot-ly confronted Sinatra about his Sue Me interpretation, the two reportedly never talked to each other again! (their meeting ended with a certain 4 letter word followed by off)

Crazy I say..!:S
BBi02
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 10:19pm

wickedfan, you hit that one right on the head!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 10:30pm

No problem, I LOATHE Al Pacino to like, the fifth power...
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 10:46pm

Harvey Fierstein (I still love him!)-Sweeney
Barbara Streisand- Mrs. Lovett
Danny DeVito (HA!)-Tobias

Oh no! Can't finish this. Can someone else add on or make my list obsolete?
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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Posted: 1/1/04 at 10:51pm

*Dies laughing at ShbrtAlley's post!*
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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