best Avenue Q lines?

[JohnnysGurl]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:55pm

The whole shows hilarious, but what are some of your fave lines?

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:56pm

"F**K you lady that's what stairs are for".

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:58pm

Whenever Princeton is talking to Christmas Eve about his "friend" being gay and she's saying how much of a contrabution gay people are to society and then he says "yes, but you see, my friend is republican" (and something else i forgot) and then Christmas Eve says "oooh, then tell your friend to stay in the closet, he good for nothing" LMAO that line cracks me up just thinking about it.

edit: that line was from the actual show...I don't know if you meant lines from the CD or what, sorry. Updated On: 6/6/05 at 05:58 PM

[hypertruffle]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:59pm

"grab your d*ck and double click for porn porn porn!"

Always get me.

[JohnnysGurl]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 6:07pm

all verrrry funny

[rKrispyt]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 6:26pm

out of tune thespian - I was totally gonna put that quote!! You beat me to it - aaaagh!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 6:27pm

Sorry Krispy! you should just put it again! it's funny enough to be mentioned twice

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 6:27pm

everytime I listen to the CD, I laugh like a donkey at the whole:

"you were telling a black joke weren't you?"

that whole part it just gets me everytime

[lamentingenvelope]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 7:11pm

"George Bush is only for now"

Many a time this line has kept me sane

[Raggy Q poo]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 7:37pm

They are all great lines but when Barrett (and Johnny did it too) says: "Sweet sufferin Jesus; my cu runeth over!," they do this little kick back with their foot that is the cutest/funniest thing!

Barrett + Johnny = orgasmic RUV

[broadwaystar2b]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:36pm

"George Bush is only for now!"
also
"People always learning, all through their life. Look at Mama Bird. She push Baby out of nest and that's it. If Baby Bird fly, good for Baby! If Baby Bird fall and crack head on ground and get eaten by Cat, then he need to do better next time."
Updated On: 6/6/05 at 08:36 PM

[Aigoo]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:38pm

Shneb, that's hilarious! Oh man, I love Christmas Eve.

"...I mean Alberta! SH*T, her NAME is Alberta, she lives in Vancouve-she's my girlfriend!..."

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:40pm

Now there was a fine, upstanding black man.
Who?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus wasn't black..
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was black
No...I'm pretty sure he was white...

GUYS..Jesus was JEWISH

HAHAHAHAHAA


gets me everytime too

[hyperchet]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:44pm

Um lets see

"Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken"

or when Gary says "S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E". It just sounds so cool!

and "F..k you lady that's what stairs are for"

Hmmm...

basically everything is genius!

[ally_kay_on_broadway]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:48pm

"i can't even get a taxi!!!"

[Raggy Q poo]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 8:50pm

me neither! HEHE

[singinswinga]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:02pm

"when your date's in the bathroom i'll slip ya my card"
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today is so funny!
What else...? Oh, "When you help others you can't help helping yourself."
Avenue Q is my favorite cast album! I think of Stephanie D'Abruzzo when I'm trying to belt.

[Raggy Q poo]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:07pm

...or F*** my TA

[hak]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:09pm

the 2 lines that crack me up everytime:

"who painted the kitten?"
"i know, put my earmuffs on the cookie"

[vgd07]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:23pm

im gonna jump!
DON'T DO IT!
okay...

[VonTussleGirl]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:44pm

At the end of "I'm Nopt Wearing Underwear Today", when Christmas Eve yells "GET A JOB!", that gets me every time.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:53pm

All of Schadenfreude gets me every time!

[Aigoo]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:55pm

"There's a pigeon squashed on the street."
"Ew."


It's just placed so perfectly.

[CurtainUp]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 9:56pm

Favorite line ever:

"I'll be FINE, ok, see ya"
"Hope ya don't get gonorrhea!!!" (But, bc it's Christmas Eve, its more like gono-leeea)

[cturtle]

Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:07pm

"i have to grade term papers ... but it's kindergarten, so they're very short."

steph's delivery of this line totally cracks me up. and it's also funny to me because i work in an elementary school :)