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best Avenue Q lines?
#25re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:07pm
"i have to grade term papers ... but it's kindergarten, so they're very short."
steph's delivery of this line totally cracks me up. and it's also funny to me because i work in an elementary school :)
Raggy Q poo
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/04
#26re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:08pm
sorry mrs. Thistletwat
so cute!!!
#27re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:33pm"you look like david hasselhoff"
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#28re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:40pm
"her head fell of in the ambulence...they spent all night sewing it back on"
and the way brian's voice kinda scoops saying "thank yoooooou ..honey?"
#29re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:43pm
"Hey! I'm not naive! F*** you!"
All of "Schandenfreude" is funny!
"And I can't wait to eat her P***Y again!" Sing this out loud on a school bus full of children...it's FUN! One little girl asked if I wanted to eat a kitty-cat...*evil grin*
2. Great buckets of Spoffnor, they're going to sing!
3. "I love shrubs that are historical." -Johnny and The Sprites
4. "We're not singing it to you, we're singing it for us." -Rosario Dawson, about La Vie Boheme
5. "The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - which you had thought special and particular to you. And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours." -The History Boys
6. "Pass the parcel. That's sometimes all you can do. Take it, feel it and pass it on. Not for me, not for you, but for someone, somewhere, one day. Pass it on, boys. That's the game I want you to learn. Pass it on." -The History Boys
IdreamofRENT
Understudy Joined: 3/26/05
#30re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 10:52pm
bobby bubby took mine lol umm basically the whole girlfriend who lives in canada song...freakin hilarious. id write more but i have to do a history project. bye all
#31re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 11:05pm
"Hey guys whatcha laughing about"
"RACISM!"
"COOL!"
"Schadenfreude..f**k you lady, thats what stairs are for!*
no idea why..but this one always makes me crack up
"whadya have for lunch today?" in context its just..really funny somehow
"Sorry Kate- I masturbate!"
"-Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
-Me too!
-Me too!
-I can't even get a taxi!"
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#32re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 11:40pmoh how could I forget about the baby bird metaphor?? that had me rolling around with laughter. I loved that line!
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#33re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 11:48pm
It's been said about 50 times already, but once more for emphasis...
"F*ck you, lady, that's what stairs are for!"
#34re: best Avenue Q lines?
Posted: 6/6/05 at 11:57pm
"Thank you, gentlemen...and obstacles to those gentlemen."
"I think I heard a compliment in there somewhere."
"Hey, Kate, you might wanna not go in there for a while."
"I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie."
And basically anything that comes out of Christmas Eve's mouth.
~Steven
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