broadway bares and short people

[theatre_titan]

broadway bares and short people#0

Posted: 6/9/05 at 9:51pm

I am planning on going to Broadway Bares with a very short friend. Since we were going to do standing room, is this going to be a problem for my friend? (Think Oompa Loompa short) Or if we just get there early, will it not be a problem? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

[zoran912]

re: broadway bares and short people#1

Posted: 6/9/05 at 9:52pm

I can't answer that, but ... what an odd question. I hope someone can help you.

[Unknown User]

re: broadway bares and short people#2

Posted: 6/9/05 at 9:53pm

I feel sorry for your friend. Oompa loompa? give me a break!

[MargoChanning]

re: broadway bares and short people#3

Posted: 6/9/05 at 9:53pm

Big shoes?

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

[Marlothom]

re: broadway bares and short people#4

Posted: 6/9/05 at 9:54pm

I say, get there early, it gets crowded and people push...your friend will be no match for theatre queens wanted to see all the, well you know!

"Observe how bravely I conceal this dreadful dreadful shame I feel."

[wickedrentq]

re: broadway bares and short people#5

Posted: 6/10/05 at 12:37pm

Well, I can't speak for Broadway Bares, but I went to Stars in the Alley and I'm 5'0". Thank God I got there decently early, I was in like the third line of people standing and even then only saw between people's heads. Two or three rows back and I wouldn't have seen anything. I get your best bet is to get there as early as possible. But for the record, I really think they should have a separate midget-like area for people like us.

And OMG, one of my friends from HS's nickname for me was Oompa Loompa!

"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli

[Adam Chris]

re: broadway bares and short people#6

Posted: 6/10/05 at 12:48pm

I'm 5'5....and I always have a heard time seeing past people.

People can be really rude and insensitive.
Updated On: 6/10/05 at 12:48 PM

[Unknown User]

re: broadway bares and short people#7

Posted: 6/10/05 at 1:16pm

you mean like calling short people oompa loompa short?

[South Fl Marc]

re: broadway bares and short people#8

Posted: 6/10/05 at 1:21pm

oompa loompa short? You are to funny.

[chinkie azn jai]

re: broadway bares and short people#9

Posted: 6/10/05 at 1:34pm

Is it wrong this thread made me burst out laughing? HAHA

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[shira467]

re: broadway bares and short people#10

Posted: 6/10/05 at 1:37pm

Chinkie, me too!

Oompa, Loompa....hehe, I can't wait to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

[SueleenGay]

re: broadway bares and short people#11

Posted: 6/10/05 at 1:42pm

Theatre_Titan, maybe you could put Corine on your shoulders. Or perhaps she has a press pass that will let you get VIP treatment. Have you asked her?

PEACE.

[wickedrentq]

re: broadway bares and short people#12

Posted: 6/10/05 at 2:45pm

Actually Chita, I kinda liked being called oompa loompa. Other short people were called by my same friend lawn gnome, elg, midget and Thumbelina, I liked being Oompa Loompa best especially since he was in Drama class with me so I improved I was an oompa loompa alot. I loove that movie!

"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli

[My Fair Lady]

re: broadway bares and short people#13

Posted: 6/10/05 at 2:47pm

I'm 4'11 and proud! Don't call me an Oompa Loompa, even though that comment actually made me laugh hysterically.

[mikewood]

re: broadway bares and short people#14

Posted: 6/10/05 at 4:16pm

This has to be the greatest subject line of any thread I have ever seen!

To answer your question, you're SOL.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

[cathyhyatt]

re: broadway bares and short people#15

Posted: 6/10/05 at 6:41pm

someone said that was comment "oompa loompa short" was offensive but I'm freaking barely 5'0 tall and it didn't offend me. Give me a break. Laugh a little.

"You won't fight without layers of armor Suit on up and come brace my sword You look back when the pieces are missing Hollowed out hope that no time can restore."

[Unknown User]

re: broadway bares and short people#16

Posted: 6/13/05 at 11:24am

Well of course, I forgot! Your sensiblity is the standard. If it doesn't offend you than it must not be offensive. Got it.

I had not received the memo. But now I'm on board. Carry on.

[Unknown User]

re: broadway bares and short people#17

Posted: 6/17/05 at 4:06pm

Adam-Chris....we're the same height..I hear your pain.

[WonderBoy]

re: broadway bares and short people#18

Posted: 6/17/05 at 4:16pm

Your friend will not be able to see. I am 6'3" and I had an obstructed view half the time during the first time I went. That is why I go for the VIP seating now. Believe me it is worth the extra $$$.

"For me, THEATRE is an anticipation, an artistic rush, an emotional banquet, a jubilant appreciation, and an exit hopeful of clearer thought and better worlds." ~ an anonymous traveler with Robert Burns

[Adam Chris]

re: broadway bares and short people#19

Posted: 6/17/05 at 4:59pm

I can't tell you how many time I've been standing watching something a parade, a show or whatever and a tall person will walk right in front of me and stand! I've been like "!". "Excuse me, sir!" And they actually have the look of surprise that I would say something.
Oh well, what can you do?
I do have a sence of humor about my height but it does irritate me when people are being insensitive.

(Actually, when I dream....I'm the same size as everyone else. Crazy, huh?)

[LaVieBoheme2]

re: broadway bares and short people#20

Posted: 6/17/05 at 6:17pm

I'm happy to know that I'm not the only short person out there. This thread made me smile. "Oompa loompa short..."I love you people. Elyse. No day but today.

Elyse. No day but Today. My avatar: me talking to Norbert Leo Butz.

[Unknown User]

re: broadway bares and short people#21

Posted: 6/18/05 at 2:31pm

I'm tall on the inside


We're all the same height in bed