"I saw this ghastly thing and now I drink to forget it. The Bataan Death March was a walk in the park compared to sitting through that show. The only thing about it that was even remotely interesting was that they danced in "flip flops."
If they had danced in Huarache Sandals it may have turned this show around: - )
"If everybody had an ocean
Across the u.s.a.
Then everybody'd be surfin
Like californi-a
Youd seem em wearing their baggies
HUARACHE SANDALS too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin U.S.A."
Life is...just a bowl of cherries...