Ruprecht's all about sun and soda pop, paws on puppy dogs, candy canes
Ruprecht's all about chocolate bunnies and lazy afternoons and daisy janes.
With a little brother like this
You can't help but have a happy home
With style upon grace and a smile upon his face
And all that's missing is a chromosome
Ruprecht's all about hugs and valentines
That's why people all say
Hey Ruprecht, you're really okay!
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. ~G.B. Shaw