dumbest song lyrics

what are some of the dumbest song lyrics for shows?
mine are:
" the music and the mirror" cassie says im a dancer, a dancer dances
" defying gravity" she sings tell them how i am defying gravity im flying high defying gravity

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1.) "The Phantom Fugue" from Maury Yeston's Phantom.

2.) "The Arbiter" from Chess (Great music though. I just love how a Chess arbiter has a roaring rock ballad. It's like a librarian singing ACDC.)

3.) "The Night Was Alive" - Titanic

4.) "Shipoopi" - The Music Man (Hilarious song though)

But I still love all these songs because they make me laugh. Can't take them seriously though.

Updated On: 1/6/07 at 03:26 PM

If anyone has ever heard "big, The Musical" (Which I wouldn't be surprised if no one has)... the opening song goes:

"I wish I knew what's happening to me... she's just a girl i've known since i'm four..."

...SINCE I'M FOUR?! That isn't even proper English!

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Can we let this thread just die?

Your a dumbass moron and you need to go the hell away. I hope that wasn't to damn rude.

I'm curious about that too, shiksa_goddess. What's so dumb about "The Night Was Alive", Walcer?

Don't mind, nutty... I mean, neddy. He didn't take his afternoon nap today.

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Updated On: 1/6/07 at 04:12 PM

Ive got tears coming outta my nose --> legally blonde

sorry if youre a fan....

"your like a child" Now, if you had just made it "you're," you would no longer have a fragment.

I love the "God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances," lyric. I don't see why people don't get that line. She's coming back to all she really knows. I think it's a terrific statement.

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Updated On: 1/6/07 at 06:05 PM

hahahahha movieguy, that's a great one.

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yeah, its funny, as much as I ADORE Spring Awakening, some of the lyrics, when you take them out of context and just think about what they actually are, are pretty silly.

My Junk is one of them- just, the use of the word "junk" in general is silly. haha. Again, dont get me wrong, I absolutely ADORE the song beyond belief!

Same with Totally F*CKed. One of the most amazing moments of a show I've ever seen (just as far as where its placed and everything... its such a release and its perfect), but I mean really "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"? way to like.. not have any good lyrics so you just fill it with "blah blah"s lol. Again though, that TOTALLY does not matter within the show, because you're just so wrapped up in it you could care less what the lyrics are

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Updated On: 1/6/07 at 06:22 PM

haha oh I know, I actually was justifying it more for myself than anyone else lol :) I love the show so much, and I really DONT feel like the lyrics make it any worse, so I just felt bad saying it without justifying it also

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