dumbest song lyrics

[Zeitoujo]

dumbest song lyrics#1

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:16pm

what are some of the dumbest song lyrics for shows?
mine are:
" the music and the mirror" cassie says im a dancer, a dancer dances
" defying gravity" she sings tell them how i am defying gravity im flying high defying gravity

"Those You've Known And Lost Still Walk Behind You"-Spring Awakening

[Fabrizio2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#2

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:17pm

Above all people you shouldn't be calling anything 'dumb'

[StephenSondheimWHOO]

re: dumbest song lyrics#2

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:19pm

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[StephenSondheimWHOO]

re: dumbest song lyrics#2

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:20pm

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[Walcer]

re: dumbest song lyrics#4

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:26pm

1.) "The Phantom Fugue" from Maury Yeston's Phantom.

2.) "The Arbiter" from Chess (Great music though. I just love how a Chess arbiter has a roaring rock ballad. It's like a librarian singing ACDC.)

3.) "The Night Was Alive" - Titanic

4.) "Shipoopi" - The Music Man (Hilarious song though)

But I still love all these songs because they make me laugh. Can't take them seriously though.

Updated On: 1/6/07 at 03:26 PM

[shiksa_goddess]

re: dumbest song lyrics#5

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:34pm

What part of The Night Was Alive is stupid?

[MovieGuy1031]

re: dumbest song lyrics#6

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:40pm

If anyone has ever heard "big, The Musical" (Which I wouldn't be surprised if no one has)... the opening song goes:

"I wish I knew what's happening to me... she's just a girl i've known since i'm four..."

...SINCE I'M FOUR?! That isn't even proper English!

"The nice thing about the rain is that it always stops... eventually."

- Eeyore

[SporkGoddess]

re: dumbest song lyrics#7

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:52pm

Man, I miss that worst lyrics thread! Even though someone brought up Jane Eyre lyrics when they were taken right from the novel. :/

Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!

[neddyfrank2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#8

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:54pm

Can we let this thread just die?

[Zeitoujo]

re: dumbest song lyrics#9

Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:55pm

neddyfrank2- if you dont like this thread y do you need to post dumb **** on it? just shut up gosh yours so damn rude.

"Those You've Known And Lost Still Walk Behind You"-Spring Awakening

[neddyfrank2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#10

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:02pm

Your a dumbass moron and you need to go the hell away. I hope that wasn't to damn rude.

[Zeitoujo]

re: dumbest song lyrics#11

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:03pm

neddyfrank2...
please stop embarassing yourself; your like a child..

"Those You've Known And Lost Still Walk Behind You"-Spring Awakening

[Mythus]

re: dumbest song lyrics#12

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:06pm

I'm curious about that too, shiksa_goddess. What's so dumb about "The Night Was Alive", Walcer?

[Broadway Baby4]

re: dumbest song lyrics#13

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:11pm

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?thread=836627#1944968

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[StageManager2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#14

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:12pm

Don't mind, nutty... I mean, neddy. He didn't take his afternoon nap today.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 1/6/07 at 04:12 PM

[neddyfrank2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#15

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:13pm

Ziejiojo (Or whatever your name is)- I really hope you are kidding me. Have yous een your latest posts? Nobody likes your posts, nobody wants you to post so GO AWAY

[actressray1991]

re: dumbest song lyrics#16

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:14pm

Ive got tears coming outta my nose --> legally blonde

sorry if youre a fan....

[Pippin]

re: dumbest song lyrics#17

Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:14pm

people always attack the "dit dit da dit da dit" part. I don't know why. it works for me. what do they want? the telegraph machine to come to life and sing "be our guest" with exploding champagne bottles all around?

"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

[theaterkid1015]

re: dumbest song lyrics#18

Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:05pm

"your like a child" Now, if you had just made it "you're," you would no longer have a fragment.

I love the "God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances," lyric. I don't see why people don't get that line. She's coming back to all she really knows. I think it's a terrific statement.

Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.

Updated On: 1/6/07 at 06:05 PM

[roseinthewinter2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#19

Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:15pm

Fabrizio, chill out. No one's calling you dumb.

And I, also, love "God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances." It's very, "This is who I am, and that's why this is what I need to be doing with my life."

If anyone's heard the Legally Blonde demo... I crack up every time to this line, because it's so dumb (but I love it in context of the show... sometimes dumb is okay!)

"Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I've got tears comin' out of my nose!"

Tears coming out of her nose? Hahahaha. That's intense.

"And no, I'm not addicted to crack (unless you count showtunes as 'crack' and then clearly, I am a lost cause)." - Donna Lynne Champlin

[roseinthewinter2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#20

Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:16pm

hahahahha movieguy, that's a great one.

"And no, I'm not addicted to crack (unless you count showtunes as 'crack' and then clearly, I am a lost cause)." - Donna Lynne Champlin

[Wicked_fan]

re: dumbest song lyrics#21

Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:18pm

"we've all got our junk, and my junk is you"

"where I go....when I go there..."

both from Spring Awakening.
don't get me wrong... I absolutely adore the music and fully intend on seeing it on broadway... just those lyrics make me cringe a bit.

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

-Feste from "Twelfth Night"

[snl89]

re: dumbest song lyrics#22

Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:22pm

yeah, its funny, as much as I ADORE Spring Awakening, some of the lyrics, when you take them out of context and just think about what they actually are, are pretty silly.

My Junk is one of them- just, the use of the word "junk" in general is silly. haha. Again, dont get me wrong, I absolutely ADORE the song beyond belief!

Same with Totally F*CKed. One of the most amazing moments of a show I've ever seen (just as far as where its placed and everything... its such a release and its perfect), but I mean really "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"? way to like.. not have any good lyrics so you just fill it with "blah blah"s lol. Again though, that TOTALLY does not matter within the show, because you're just so wrapped up in it you could care less what the lyrics are

I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.

Updated On: 1/6/07 at 06:22 PM

[StageManager2]

re: dumbest song lyrics#23

Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:37pm

You don't have to apologize for disliking the lyrics, snl89. You don't need to explain yourself, either. So what if the show is beloved on these boards?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[snl89]

re: dumbest song lyrics#24

Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:49pm

haha oh I know, I actually was justifying it more for myself than anyone else lol :) I love the show so much, and I really DONT feel like the lyrics make it any worse, so I just felt bad saying it without justifying it also

I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.