#1
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:23pm
#2
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:25pm
I BOW DOWN TO THE CREATORS OF THIS SITE.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#4
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:27pm
here we go again...lol i have to say it is pretty funny tho
Updated On: 9/8/04 at 09:27 PM
#5
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:27pm
*bows with matt*
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#7
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:31pm
That is priceless! Huzzah! 
Thou giveth fever.
#8
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:32pm
The Assassins one is good. So true:
BOOKWRITER JOHN WEIDMAN:
Of course. This is the second major Assassins production in New York. And everybody knows that while your shows are financial catastrophes the first time around, any second major production of a Sondheim show is immediately considered to be intellectual masturbatory fodder.
BOOKWRITER JOHN WEIDMAN:
Of course. This is the second major Assassins production in New York. And everybody knows that while your shows are financial catastrophes the first time around, any second major production of a Sondheim show is immediately considered to be intellectual masturbatory fodder.
#9
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:35pm
GOLDA'S BALCONY is a bit lazy, but CAROLINE is awesome.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#10
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:37pm
Bow?
Heck, I wanna hug em!
Heck, I wanna hug em!
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#11
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:39pm
I cannot express my love for this site properly but know, I am LOVING IT
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
#12
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:42pm
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY TURNED CAROLINE OR CHANGE INTO A STORY ABOUT CRACK USE. LOVE IT!!!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#13
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:42pm
"Enter Joel Grey. He is ADORABLE."
"Joel Grey sings a song. It's so cute!"
"JOEL GREY
(Visibly pissed, but still
adorable)"
God, that's funny.
"Joel Grey sings a song. It's so cute!"
"JOEL GREY
(Visibly pissed, but still
adorable)"
God, that's funny.
#14
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:42pm
I am throwing this word all over the place, but
PRICELESS
PRICELESS
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#16
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:46pm
IDINA MENZEL
Hey Idina, let's go see a show!
KRISTEN CHENOWETH
What show? OZ-Mania?!?
IDINA MENZEL
Actually, I was just considering walking out of the Gershwin
Theatre and catching the rest of Avenue Q.
Hey Idina, let's go see a show!
KRISTEN CHENOWETH
What show? OZ-Mania?!?
IDINA MENZEL
Actually, I was just considering walking out of the Gershwin
Theatre and catching the rest of Avenue Q.
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#17
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:50pm
That is easily the most beautiful thing I have seen the entire day. Hugs to all!
#18
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:52pm
SCENE: LAUNDRY ROOM.
CAROLINE
What did you say?
STEPMOTHER
I said, every time our son leaves crack in his pants pockets, you can keep it. Think of it as a raise.
Stepmother leaves.
CAROLINE
That's f***ed up.
CAROLINE
What did you say?
STEPMOTHER
I said, every time our son leaves crack in his pants pockets, you can keep it. Think of it as a raise.
Stepmother leaves.
CAROLINE
That's f***ed up.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#19
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:59pm
GIANT TALKING HEAD(menacingly)
Who goes there?
IDINA MENZEL
It is I, Idina Menzel.
GIANT TALKING HEAD
The gay chick from Rent?
CLASSIC!
Who goes there?
IDINA MENZEL
It is I, Idina Menzel.
GIANT TALKING HEAD
The gay chick from Rent?
CLASSIC!
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#21
Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:01pm
Genius...pure genius...
~*~Fairytales do come true~*~
Keala Settle: Aloha, Sistah!
It's all good...<3<3<3
#22
Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:03pm
Best. Site. Ever.
Keep the peace, take care of each other, and may you find your promised land.
-TJST
#23
Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:04pm
So rightous. So cool. Mucho kick-ass.
*cries with joy*
*cries with joy*
Real men are tenors.
#24
Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:04pm
Even a Wicked fan, such as I, can appreciate the genius that is this site.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#25
Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:05pm
The chorus member pulls the plastic
baby out from behind her back,
pretending as if she'd just yanked it
out of WICKED WITCH'S MOTHER's crotch.
WICKED WITCH'S FATHER
It's hideous!
WICKED WITCH'S MOTHER
It's grotesque!
MIDWIFE
Nah, it's just a leftover prop from "Batboy".
halarious part
baby out from behind her back,
pretending as if she'd just yanked it
out of WICKED WITCH'S MOTHER's crotch.
WICKED WITCH'S FATHER
It's hideous!
WICKED WITCH'S MOTHER
It's grotesque!
MIDWIFE
Nah, it's just a leftover prop from "Batboy".
halarious part
"Contentment it seems merely happens, It appears Accompanied by no bravos and no tears"
"The world is good you said Enjoy it's highs you said The summer flies you said So make a parade Of every moment Now throw away your hate And focus on what's great instead" ~William Finn
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