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funnest sayings..

Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:06pm

i know there are alot of threads on this but lets start a new one...

Well we cant all come and go by bubble..

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:14pm

Master of the house/isn't worth my spit/confident philosopher and lifelong $h!t/cunning little brain, regular voltaire/thinks he's quite a lover/but there's not much there.

Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"

The Bush's from Tex were nervous wrecks cause their son was dim....but look what happened to him!

I was the protegee of Boris Tomashevsky....he turned to me on his death bed and said....what does that mean? Who knows? I don't speak Yiddish! Strangely enough, neither did he....he was saying "when youre down and out and everybody thinks you're finished, thats the time to stand on your two feet and shout 'Who do you have to f**k to get a break in this town!"

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 06:17 PM

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:29pm

(paraphrase) "Can you fit it all in there?" - Dan Rosenbaum as Roger during "CONTACT" in the RENT tour.

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:30pm

ok I don't know it by heart becasue it was new to the show in NYC so but in All Shook Up on of the lines is somthign like

Mayor Hyde: "Citizens I must urge you to resist the evil that has come to our town things such as Rock n Roll, pelvic dancing and putting songs into new musicals!"

I thought that line was sooo funny!

Grace: My love for you is like this scar (points to elbow) ulgy but permanent!

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:56pm

Sweet Sufferin' Jesus!! Nicky and Ricky!! My cup runneth over!!
(Avenue Q-Rod)

And the other thing about the Phantom Lady was, Bert, she realized, in the city that never sleeps... What did she realize, Kitten? That all the songs she'd listened to, all the love songs, that they were only songs. What's wrong with that? Nothing, if you don't believe in them. But she did, you see. She believed in enchanted evenings, and she believed that a small cloud passed overhead and cried down on a flower bed, and she even believed there was breakfast to be had... Where? On Pluto. The mysterious, icy wastes of Pluto.

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:24pm

I been out to that ranch of yours and every single one of them boney cows is lying around like a welfare mother!

Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:30pm

"WITH ARMS!!!!!!"-hairspray

"that there's a buck naked princess lounging in her bead calling your name? what exactly didn't you realize? before our wedding night pack up some of that dried monkey meat of yours and have the royal cartographer draw you a map of the femal body, captain. Maybe then you'll be more inclined TO COME EXPLORE!!!"-AIDA

"Where's everyone else?"
"Playing Spiderman."-RENT

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:59pm

as much i hate to admit it...

"well, it seems the artichoke is steamed" - wicked

i know. it cuts me deep that i said it, but i laughed. out loud. i am ashamed.

"grace, you're stuffed in a box getting rid of ass plaque. let's face it, this evening is a bust."

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:00pm

GirlforTartaglia- You stole my "Sweet Suffering Jesus!!!" line... I almost died when John said that line.

And if she'll say, "My darling, I'm yours!" I'll throw away my striped tie and my best pressed tweed, all I really need is the girl...

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Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:42pm

haha Sporti2005, yeah that line got me too. Surprisingly enough, alot of lines from that show really got me laughing.

LSoH
"Hi Audrey, you're looking radiant today.....is that new eye make up?"
(about her black eye after Mushnik loudly announced it a moment ago.)

"What's that?"
"It's a drill Seymour.."
"It's rusty...."
"It's an ANTIQUE!"

"Let me guess, you got tied up?"
"Tied up? Oh no...just handcuffed a little..."

"The Audrey 2 is not a healthy girl"
"Well strictly between us, neither is the Audrey 1."

Haha sorry, too many, I love that show!

I wanted to get something that an "ex"-junkie like him would really appreciate and cherish....it's a brick of heroin shaped like a heart. -Scrubs

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:30am

Funny Wicked moments:

Elphaba: "Maybe pronouncing your precious name isn’t the sole purpose of Doctor Dillamond’s life. Maybe he’s not like every other professor. Maybe some of us are different."
Galinda: "Oh! It seems the artichoke is steamed."

Nessa: "What’s in the punch?"
Boq: "Lemons, and melons, and pears!"

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:44am

u forgot to ass the ending!! O MY! lol

f- listin i have been thinking..
E- YES IVE HEARD! -wicked

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:57am

Of course, it was an accident, but "Let the girl go green!"

One of my favorites... "A lot can happen in seven days. Just read the bible!" -Millie

and "You brought me diamonds!"- Taboo

And best saying from a play... "I had another fight with Bruce today. I slammed the phone down on him. I don't know why I do that-I'm never finished saying what I want to, so I just have to call him back, during which I inevitably work myself up into another frenzy and hang up on him again. That poor man doesn't know what to do with me. I don't think people like me work at Citibank." -The Normal Heart

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 5:55am

"Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage! "You've been screwing the milk man!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on scraming "YOU'VE BEEN SCEWING THE MILK MAN!!!" And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times...!!" (from CHICAGO)

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"Well I am a public figure so people expect me to..."
"Lie??"
"BE ENCOURAGING!!!" (from WICKED)

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 7:11pm

"God said to Moses...Moses, everyone hates his parents. That's how it is. And God knew. Because God hated his"
Falsettos.

"I'll see you soon again, I hope that when I do...it won't be on a plate"
"And my garden thrives, you should see my nectarines"
Into the Woods

There's others but my brain's not working...

"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 7:14pm

anything from avenue q!!! "she sucks like a hoover!"

"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 11:06pm

The moment this girl is by herself, he’ll be on her like a
metaphor!
-dotv

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 11:14pm

"People always learning, all through their life. Look at mama bird. She push baby out of nest and that's it. If baby bird fly...good for baby! If baby bird fall and crack head on ground and get eatin' by cat than it need to do better next time!"---Christmas Eve (Avenue Q)

Bascially anything from Avenue Q!

"It's the smile you smile that counts, happy thoughts in large amounts, any problem you can trounce, you can bounce right back."--Donald O'Connor

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 11:25pm

Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)

Updated On: 2/7/06 at 11:25 PM

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Posted: 2/25/05 at 11:28pm

I don't have the exact dialogue...but it's the part in Wicked where Glinda is ranting to Elphie about Fiyero. And she says that "He's thinking!" and she makes in all into a bad thing...(saying that he's not perfect anymore [due to this thinking] but she still wants him) and Elphie asks Fiyero what he has been doing and he's like "I've been THINKING!" and Elphie goes "So I've heard..." The little scene worked with Sho, JLT, and Aryers.

The ending of DTL...Elphie: BOO! Glinda: AHHH! and the dialogue about the hat!

And when Glinda over does the -ifieds...

Popular...the entire thing.

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