Rod: she cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover!
Rod: Last week she was here but she had the flu. Too bad because I wanted to introduce her to you. It's so sad there wasnt a thing that she could but stay in bed.. with her legs up over her head! OH!
-both from "My Girlfriend (who lives in Canada)" Avenue Q
-If you don't like your fate, change it. You are your own master.- Aida