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#0lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:29pm

Anyone?

how about in Grease... i just realized it and giggled:

Oh baby, take my heart and don't complain,
My poor heart just can't stand the strain,
I can cure your disease, Come on and say pretty please,
Take your medicine DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

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BroadwayMonkey
#1re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:17pm

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
"F*CK you lady, that's what stairs are for!"



I love it.


Real men are tenors.

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NoDayButToday2
#2re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:20pm

all of 'class' from chicago
a lot of stuff from Q
most of LVB from RENT

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jonartdesigns
#3re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:25pm

those were the good old days and a little brains, a little talent from damn yankees..just for the lists of people who've sold their souls


"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel

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greenifyed
#4re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:49pm

Green Green Dress from Tick Tick Boom.

"Cool me down before I jump into your thighs"


"The tick BOOM tick BOOM is so loud I can't hear the rain on the grass. I can't hear the wind. I'm about to scream. But I realize I'm not alone."

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Delphine
#5re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:51pm

Speaking of Tick Tick Boom, the whole song Sugar makes me laugh. That song boggles my mind.

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greenifyed
#6re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:56pm

Tick Tick Boom can always put me in a good mood. Sugar is a great song to listen to when you just wanna laugh.


"The tick BOOM tick BOOM is so loud I can't hear the rain on the grass. I can't hear the wind. I'm about to scream. But I realize I'm not alone."

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StickToPriest
#7re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:57pm

My New Philosophy



the WHOLE thing


"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

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leomaxfrank
#8re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:02am

giggle as in ridiculous (bad in a way):
stuff in John & Jen

giggle as in funny:
Republicans - William Finn (enitre song)
Everyone Hates His Parents - Falsettos
"...and God knew because God hated his."

Summer in Ohio - The Last 5 Years
"with a gay midget named Karl, playing Tevye and Porgy."


But I won't live alone in a house of regret.

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Delphine
#9re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:02am

Shiksa Goddess from TL5Y never fails to make me laugh. "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!" C'mon, that's adorable!

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BreakingTheCircle07
#10re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:53am

"You're a gentleman and a scholar" from "Avenue Q,"
"Think twice before you poo-poo it" from "Rent," and
"To kill outside St. Paul's requires a lot of balls," from "J&H"
make me giggle. And by "giggle" I mean RALF. Three of my least favorite musical theatre lines because they are SO lame.


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karlean7
#11re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:59am

"Hey, little boy, would you like a ride, a lollypop, a puppy? How about a baseball bat, there's one in my PANTS."

Best thing to do is walk down the street singing that.

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Mister Matt
#12re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:10pm

More amusing than mangoes - Once on This Island


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Thoroughly Modern Cara
#13re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:48pm

pretty much all of "One Hundred Easy Ways"

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Marquise
#14re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:31pm

and if anything grows
while you pose
ill oil you up and rub you down

and thats just one small fraction
of the main attraction
you need a helping hand
and i need action

touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
i wanna be dirty
thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
creature of the night


--- "touch-a, touch-a, touch me"
rocky horror show

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Marquise
#15re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:33pm

what do you get when you kiss a guy
you get enough germs to catch pneumonia


---"i'll never fall in love again"
promises, promises

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#16re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:58pm

"No one is getting any...
YOUNGER!"
(Once Upon a Mattress)


I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

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BroadwayGirl107
#17re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 3:48pm

Roger: Cold hands.
Mimi: Yours too. Big, like my father's....Wanna dance?
Roger: With you?
Mimi: No, with my father.

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mominator
#18re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:11pm

This is an oldie but I still love it!
"Have you seen my green snake?
My little green snake?"

From "Take Me Along"


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

defy_gravity
#19re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:16pm

For some odd reason, "Out Tonight" from Rent
And "Take Me Or Leave Me", from Rent too.
and, in Christmas Bells:
"Hey, lover boy, cutie pie - you steal my client, you die."
"Joanne - which way to the stage!" "SNOW!"

And from Wicked:
Nessa: "What's in this punch?"
Boq: "Lemons, Melons, and Pears."
Nessa: "Oh My!"

Galinda: "Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project."
Elphaba: "You really don't have to do that."
Galinda: "I know... that's what makes me so nice!"

Elphaba: "Who takes a dead woman's shoes?"

Madame Morrible (talking to Galinda): "Elphaba insisted I'd accept you in the sorcery program. I don't think you have what it takes. My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong - I doubt you will."
(Later in the musical...)
Glinda (to Madame Morrible): "Madame, have you ever considered how you'd fare in captivity? Captivity. Prison. I don't think you'll hold up very well. My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt you will."

Glinda: "Elphie, somebody has to say it! You are out of control! They're just shoes! Get over it!"

Glinda: "And how much help are you?! You're still riding around on that dirty old thing!"
Elphaba: "Well not everyone can come and go by bubble."


We can't all come and go by bubble...

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Marquise
#20re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:20pm

umm defy_gravity the thread reads: LYRICS THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE not whole scenes!

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StickToPriest
#21re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:21pm

Well, there are whole shows that make *me* giggle.

Like YAGMCB and Q.


"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

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NoDayButToday2
#22re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 6:08pm

Roger: Cold hands.
Mimi: Yours too. Big, like my father's....Wanna dance?
Roger: With you?
Mimi: No, with my father.


ROGER:Only when you smile.
But I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else --
MIMI: Do you go to the Cat Scratch Club?
That's where I work - I dance - help me look
ROGER: Yes! They used to tie you up --
MIMI:It's a living
ROGER:I didn't recognize you
Without the handcuffs

oh yea. real smooth roger. Updated On: 9/13/04 at 06:08 PM

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ForTheLoveOfLea
#23re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 6:24pm

I agree with with the Rocky Horror lyrics. I cannot get that song out of my head. That and

"Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not!
My darling, who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not!"
- "A Call From the Vatican"

I seriously want to be Carla so much it's rediculous.


Thou giveth fever.

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#24re: lyrics that make you giggle
Posted: 9/13/04 at 6:35pm

When Collins and Angel show up to the Breaking Down the Door/New Year's party in RENT as James Bond and Pussy Galore:
"Collins: Bond, James Bond
Angel: And Pussy Galore- in person!
Mimi: Pussy, you came prepared!
Angel: I was a boyscout once, and a brownie, until some brat got scared!"


I have my books and my poetry to protect me...


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