lyrics that make you giggle

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:29pm

Anyone?

how about in Grease... i just realized it and giggled:

Oh baby, take my heart and don't complain,
My poor heart just can't stand the strain,
I can cure your disease, Come on and say pretty please,
Take your medicine DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:17pm

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
"F*CK you lady, that's what stairs are for!"



I love it.

[NoDayButToday2]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:20pm

all of 'class' from chicago
a lot of stuff from Q
most of LVB from RENT

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:25pm

those were the good old days and a little brains, a little talent from damn yankees..just for the lists of people who've sold their souls

[greenifyed]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:49pm

Green Green Dress from Tick Tick Boom.

"Cool me down before I jump into your thighs"

[Delphine]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:51pm

Speaking of Tick Tick Boom, the whole song Sugar makes me laugh. That song boggles my mind.

[greenifyed]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:56pm

Tick Tick Boom can always put me in a good mood. Sugar is a great song to listen to when you just wanna laugh.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:57pm

My New Philosophy



the WHOLE thing

[leomaxfrank]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:02am

giggle as in ridiculous (bad in a way):
stuff in John & Jen

giggle as in funny:
Republicans - William Finn (enitre song)
Everyone Hates His Parents - Falsettos
"...and God knew because God hated his."

Summer in Ohio - The Last 5 Years
"with a gay midget named Karl, playing Tevye and Porgy."

[Delphine]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:02am

Shiksa Goddess from TL5Y never fails to make me laugh. "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!" C'mon, that's adorable!

[BreakingTheCircle07]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:53am

"You're a gentleman and a scholar" from "Avenue Q,"
"Think twice before you poo-poo it" from "Rent," and
"To kill outside St. Paul's requires a lot of balls," from "J&H"
make me giggle. And by "giggle" I mean RALF. Three of my least favorite musical theatre lines because they are SO lame.

[karlean7]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:59am

"Hey, little boy, would you like a ride, a lollypop, a puppy? How about a baseball bat, there's one in my PANTS."

Best thing to do is walk down the street singing that.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:10pm

More amusing than mangoes - Once on This Island

[Thoroughly Modern Cara]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:48pm

pretty much all of "One Hundred Easy Ways"

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:31pm

and if anything grows
while you pose
ill oil you up and rub you down

and thats just one small fraction
of the main attraction
you need a helping hand
and i need action

touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
i wanna be dirty
thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
creature of the night

--- "touch-a, touch-a, touch me"
rocky horror show

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:33pm

what do you get when you kiss a guy
you get enough germs to catch pneumonia

---"i'll never fall in love again"
promises, promises

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:58pm

"No one is getting any...
YOUNGER!"
(Once Upon a Mattress)

[BroadwayGirl107]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 3:48pm

Roger: Cold hands.
Mimi: Yours too. Big, like my father's....Wanna dance?
Roger: With you?
Mimi: No, with my father.

[mominator]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:11pm

This is an oldie but I still love it!
"Have you seen my green snake?
My little green snake?"

From "Take Me Along"

[defy_gravity]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:16pm

For some odd reason, "Out Tonight" from Rent
And "Take Me Or Leave Me", from Rent too.
and, in Christmas Bells:
"Hey, lover boy, cutie pie - you steal my client, you die."
"Joanne - which way to the stage!" "SNOW!"

And from Wicked:
Nessa: "What's in this punch?"
Boq: "Lemons, Melons, and Pears."
Nessa: "Oh My!"

Galinda: "Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project."
Elphaba: "You really don't have to do that."
Galinda: "I know... that's what makes me so nice!"

Elphaba: "Who takes a dead woman's shoes?"

Madame Morrible (talking to Galinda): "Elphaba insisted I'd accept you in the sorcery program. I don't think you have what it takes. My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong - I doubt you will."
(Later in the musical...)
Glinda (to Madame Morrible): "Madame, have you ever considered how you'd fare in captivity? Captivity. Prison. I don't think you'll hold up very well. My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt you will."

Glinda: "Elphie, somebody has to say it! You are out of control! They're just shoes! Get over it!"

Glinda: "And how much help are you?! You're still riding around on that dirty old thing!"
Elphaba: "Well not everyone can come and go by bubble."

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:20pm

umm defy_gravity the thread reads: LYRICS THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE not whole scenes!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 5:21pm

Well, there are whole shows that make *me* giggle.

Like YAGMCB and Q.

[NoDayButToday2]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 6:08pm

Roger: Cold hands.
Mimi: Yours too. Big, like my father's....Wanna dance?
Roger: With you?
Mimi: No, with my father.


ROGER:Only when you smile.
But I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else --
MIMI: Do you go to the Cat Scratch Club?
That's where I work - I dance - help me look
ROGER: Yes! They used to tie you up --
MIMI:It's a living
ROGER:I didn't recognize you
Without the handcuffs

oh yea. real smooth roger. Updated On: 9/13/04 at 06:08 PM

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 6:24pm

I agree with with the Rocky Horror lyrics. I cannot get that song out of my head. That and

"Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not!
My darling, who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not!"
- "A Call From the Vatican"

I seriously want to be Carla so much it's rediculous.

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 6:35pm

When Collins and Angel show up to the Breaking Down the Door/New Year's party in RENT as James Bond and Pussy Galore:
"Collins: Bond, James Bond
Angel: And Pussy Galore- in person!
Mimi: Pussy, you came prepared!
Angel: I was a boyscout once, and a brownie, until some brat got scared!"