lyrics that make you giggle

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
"F*CK you lady, that's what stairs are for!"



I love it.

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those were the good old days and a little brains, a little talent from damn yankees..just for the lists of people who've sold their souls

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Speaking of Tick Tick Boom, the whole song Sugar makes me laugh. That song boggles my mind.

My New Philosophy



the WHOLE thing

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Shiksa Goddess from TL5Y never fails to make me laugh. "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!" C'mon, that's adorable!

"Hey, little boy, would you like a ride, a lollypop, a puppy? How about a baseball bat, there's one in my PANTS."

Best thing to do is walk down the street singing that.

pretty much all of "One Hundred Easy Ways"

what do you get when you kiss a guy
you get enough germs to catch pneumonia

---"i'll never fall in love again"
promises, promises

Roger: Cold hands.
Mimi: Yours too. Big, like my father's....Wanna dance?
Roger: With you?
Mimi: No, with my father.

For some odd reason, "Out Tonight" from Rent
And "Take Me Or Leave Me", from Rent too.
and, in Christmas Bells:
"Hey, lover boy, cutie pie - you steal my client, you die."
"Joanne - which way to the stage!" "SNOW!"

And from Wicked:
Nessa: "What's in this punch?"
Boq: "Lemons, Melons, and Pears."
Nessa: "Oh My!"

Galinda: "Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project."
Elphaba: "You really don't have to do that."
Galinda: "I know... that's what makes me so nice!"

Elphaba: "Who takes a dead woman's shoes?"

Madame Morrible (talking to Galinda): "Elphaba insisted I'd accept you in the sorcery program. I don't think you have what it takes. My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong - I doubt you will."
(Later in the musical...)
Glinda (to Madame Morrible): "Madame, have you ever considered how you'd fare in captivity? Captivity. Prison. I don't think you'll hold up very well. My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt you will."

Glinda: "Elphie, somebody has to say it! You are out of control! They're just shoes! Get over it!"

Glinda: "And how much help are you?! You're still riding around on that dirty old thing!"
Elphaba: "Well not everyone can come and go by bubble."

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Well, there are whole shows that make *me* giggle.

Like YAGMCB and Q.

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I agree with with the Rocky Horror lyrics. I cannot get that song out of my head. That and

"Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not!
My darling, who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not!"
- "A Call From the Vatican"

I seriously want to be Carla so much it's rediculous.

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