Guy,
I think you're 1) oversimplifying and thereby insulting the tourist theatergoer and 2)just being stubborn.
Like I said, the truth lies somewhere in between.
Yes, the show isn't good enough to have earned the title longest running show on bway and all the connotations that title carries with it.
HOWEVER,
The show DOES have an appeal, one of the biggest is the following:
People like opera, but can't understand it for the language barrier and a lot of English Opera is either very old (Purcell) or very new (Britten) and therefore not accessible.
Webber gave them the granduer, the pomp, the circumstance, the huge sets, the huge voices, and gave it an mysterious setting. What could be more crowd pleasing?
But he also gave them good melodies, pleasing music, a love story, betrayal, chases, masks, costumes, falling scenery, fire, trap doors, skull masks, men in tailsuits and women in gowns and monsters in capes.
I'm sorry, it's fun, it's clever in places, it drags in others, it's pitifully pandering to an audience (The title song) but also takes the time to have TWO scenes with almost exactly the same music with heavy dramatic effect (The Notes scenes), heavuly operatic stuff, or at least operettaratic (if that's a word) and it's well written (kinda), not GREAT, but certainly better than Ishtar and certainly better than a lot of other shows that I've seen.
and ultimately, he breathed life into something that was dying for want of attention. He's a smart businessman, but also an artist (of whatever caliber you want to call him).
I live LOTS of music. Lots of music touches my soul, from Nirvana to Coltrane with lots in Between (Britten is one of my favorite composers), Phantom does not touch me in that way, but I certainly appreciate it.
There's no way that your assertion that it's a total waste and a complete piece of crap hold real weight in any argument, but its an argument that can't be proven, and it's not an argument worth having, because its just an opinion.
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