Okay...for what it's worth...here's my two cents.
Jane Krakowski, Jane Krakowski, Jane Krakowski
Maybe we could get Dolly Parton....she's got the rack for it.
As for Jessica Simpson. I think she'd work if you want to watch Ulla try to bite her ear off every time she belts "when you've got iiiiiiiiiiit...." Note sarcasm, please.
Ulla wears too many clothes for Britney to even consider taking the roll.
These girls just don't have the chops to be taken seriously as actresses.....sorry.
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day that says, "I will try again tomorrow."