two fairy tales lyrics

So my English teacher told us to bring in song lyrics to analyze tomorrow. And I am deadset on using "Two Fairy Tales", which was cut from Little Night Music, but I can't find the lyrics. If someone could post them that would be AMAZZINNGGGGG- thanks :)

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Eh, I couldn't get it in time, so I went for laughs and chose "Out for Blood"....



It's a simple little gig; you help me kill a pig

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It can be hard to understand every word as you're listening, especially with songs as complex and intricate as Sondheim's, and I tried Googling when the OP posted, but the only website I could find that had the lyrics was down. Granted, I didn't look for very long before moving on to something else, but it still isn't quite as easy as you're insinuating, PJ.

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He was just going to bring them in for what sounds to be easy English assignment, sheesh. Aside from that, for an *English assignment*, it'd probably be advisable to have the official lyrics, not lyrics you copied from hearing the song- particularly a very lengthy, wordy, and complex song such as "Two Fairy Tales"... something that would be easily mistake-prone.

Though for future reference, the lyrics are printed in the published Night Music libretto... arguably an easier source than A Collector's Sondheim. Like the other Sondheim show librettos published by Applause, it contains a lovely appendix of cut material, production designs, etc.

"Didn't DESERVE to do the number." Geez.

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Hahaha, Pal Joey- I fear/adore that I will probably be just like you in terms of Sondheim= Religion when I am at your age/experience in Sondheimism. However, I wrote all of Henrik's lyrics when I realized it was ten and I still had three hours of homework left... sorry for disgracing you ;p. And the assignment turned out to take only fifteen minutes of class time. Shame

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