How about something along the lines of…
“Hey, Straight People, does this feel good? Don’t you think EVERYONE should be able to get married? Why should we celebrate your 'legal' union when there are millions who cannot do the same? Here is your frigging toaster and I SINCERELY hope your marriage last longer than both of Brittany’s and all six or seven of J.Lo’s. Now give me a cold glass of Crystal! Mozeltov Mo Foze.!”
PEACE.
Updated On: 7/3/04 at 11:56 PM