Sep 9, 2026 — 10:47:30 AM
I hesitate to say you’re all hyperventilating about this for nothing, because strange things happen all the time and lord knows ticket prices are soaring, but I think you’re all hyperventilating for nothing. The $250 price point for Small Mouth Sounds is clearly going to be a section of prime location seats. There’s about a 0.01% chance $250 is the cheapest price point. Even with the level of celebrity on display, it’s a one-act, nearly-dialogue-free show. While I don’t imagine tickets will b...