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^ If Bundy won I actually would laugh harder then I ever have in my entire life. It would be SO insane that my anger wouldnt be as strong as the insane hillarity going on. Biggest upset ever: "And the Tony for best actor in a musical goes to.... Samuel Jackson! For Snakes on a plane!" Rest of audience: WTF??? Its a movie...

Lets do ONE MORE!!! *Writers and other people from the show scramble to get their things together and aproach the producers* "Hello! We have a great idea for a new musical that we think you'd love! What is the one book that everybody adores? What? The Bible? Hell no, I'm talking about Lord of the Rings silly! Now picture Frodo fighting orcs, set to a boisterous broadway score! I see it now! All we need is a few (Hundred) million and we're on our way!" EDIT -God musicalsaregreat that made me p...

-Whiney German kids all bitch and moan for 2 hours and one of them kills himself. A song is entitled "Totally f**ked" and features a masturbation scene. - Lets do a musical but run the whole thing BACKWARDS!!! (This could be Merriy or The Last 5 Years) -3 loooong plays about Russians with ideas.

Seconding the last notes of "Being Alive" TheaterAddict. -When Raul (I'm using just his bobby because I've never heard anyone else do it this way) says "Mock me with praise" in "Being Alive" and pratically shouts the "Mock." Goosebumps. - In The Last 5 Years in the middle of "Goodbye Until Tomorrow/I Could Never Rescue You" when the cheerful, upbeat song switches to Jamie saying how he's moving out.

When Cerveris or Pierce beat out Esparza. And I will cry like a baby and hide when it does.

A musical about married people bitching at each other! (Company) Lets have middle aged men strip onstage! (Full Monty) Three Words: "Raul Esparza Flying." (The Chitty revival)

Patti LuPone because she is the one who got me into broadway in the 1st place. That Evita recording still sends chills down my spine after all these years.

#1- Its your wedding day

I love how Tim Burton is gonna direct the Sweeney movie!

I hated the Color Purple but I'm glad Sweeney and GlenGarry from last season were hits.

Patti Will win and she deserves to win. Anyone who's seen her will know that all the bull**** isnt true. She is a wonderful person and very nice at Stagedoor apperences.

I also hope that they do the ballad of Sweeney Todd because then we get to see Manoel again!!!

How the hell did Drowsy Chaperone do so well??? I hated it....

If Cerveris doesnt win for best actor in a musical then heads will roll (no pun intended.)

Patti LuPone

See Sweeney. It has by far the best cast.

I'm going to see it in a week. Cant wait!

But fortunately it's all so clear That everybody goes down well with beer! -Sweeney Todd Greatest.Rhyme.Ever.

God... I thought I had put away my Anti-Hasselhoff gun back in the 80's!!! Well, time to take it out of storage...

Angels in Amreica is another great one and so is anything by Eugine O'Neal