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more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
#25re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:42pmRussians kill off a smelly village filled with people who talk to the sky and get carried away about a sewing machine? COUNT ME OUT!
J.
Broadway Star Joined: 7/1/04
#26re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:42pmNo SIDE SHOW dissing! It didn't attract people but it had some awsome tunes in it.
#27re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:44pmalright, we've got a transvestite from another planet with a really creepy servant whose goal is to create the perfect man? gotta be nuts.
There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]
#28re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:45pmjust heard they're writing a musical all about who will win a game of craps in a sewer...HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
#29re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:46pmWhat about a story that has two fathers that are pretending to have a fight, so that their son and daughter can hook up? That would never fly.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
sean martin
Broadway Star Joined: 7/4/04
#30re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:47pm"The Declaration of Independence? Guys, reality cheque, okay? Snoozer!"
"That duck was a sexual toy, and it was on display!" -- an unknown Nashville town leader
#31re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:48pmpersonally, the chubby girl who thinks she can integrate the blacks and whites AND dance on her favorite show when there are people WAY more hotter than her? HA. will NEVER work.
There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#32re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:48pm
Starlyicist, that sounds like it could become a cult classic. I would probably see it on stage around, oh, say 70 times. I *might* even see the movie (if they made one) somewhere around 3000 times.
Crazy, huh??
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#33re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:49pmabsolutely MAD Matt. no way.
There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]
#34re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:51pmA bunch of puppets singing how awful it is to be them?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#35re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:53pmA musical based on the Gospel According to St. Matthew???? Nah
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
SammyGal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/04
#36re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:54pm
How about a strange show about Berlin night life in the early 30's with German prostitutes etc. singing!
Maybe they could make a movie out of it and have Liza Minelli in it...
On a clear day I can see myself for miles ~Taboo
Updated On: 7/8/04 at 02:54 PM
#37re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:55pmSince when does the Wicked Witch of the West have a conscience? Or a name? WHAT IS BROADWAY THINKING?!?!?!?
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#38re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:55pm
Wait- so the kid with the bar mitzvah has a newly-outed gay dad? And his mom got together with the father's psychiatrist? And the catering is by the lesbians from next door?
That sucks. Next!
(And I'm honored to have at least partly inspired this thread. What fun!)
Updated On: 7/8/04 at 02:55 PM
#39re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:56pmmay be they could also get Joel Grey as well SammyGal!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#40re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:57pmokay, how 'bout the guy with the brothers that are jealous of him and his REALLY gay-lookin' coat? i'm supposed to be entertained by somethign like that?
There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]
SammyGal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/04
#41re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 2:58pmoh mominator that sounds horrendous!! I don't know who'd remember that movie! psh!
On a clear day I can see myself for miles ~Taboo
#42re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:00pm
Well forget about making a musical about two murdering women and a lawyer who knows how to use the media, that would never fly...
And the story of a boy who can fly and doesn't want to grow up?
What about that crazy musical about a father and his three daughters who each get married off. Violinist something?
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
SammyGal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/04
#43re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:01pm
I was thinking a show where we relive why people killed Presidents and have them explain their side. Wouldn't it be funny if Sondheim contributed?
It'd be a hooT!
On a clear day I can see myself for miles ~Taboo
sean martin
Broadway Star Joined: 7/4/04
#44re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:01pm"Okay, Dick, Oscar, we gotta talk, see? I know, I know, you lucked out with that Oklahoma thing, but this... a girl and her wife-beating husband who commits suicide? Look, guys, I know you want to be different and all that, but show me something else, okay?"
"That duck was a sexual toy, and it was on display!" -- an unknown Nashville town leader
#45re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:02pmpersonally, the thought of 5 hairy, ugly, old and fat guys stripping b/c they don't have anything better to do than collect unemployment? um, not exactly chippendales!
There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#46re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:05pmOkay, get this: It's a musical about the Westernization of Japan- from the Japanese point of view! What kind of a weirdo would write that junk?
#47re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:06pmprobably the same freak that thought we'd be interested in a story with a hod-podge of fairy tale characters.
There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*ckers in the teeth...[tos]
Updated On: 7/8/04 at 03:06 PM
sean martin
Broadway Star Joined: 7/4/04
#48re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:08pm
"A musical about TRAINS???
(Damn this is fun.)
"That duck was a sexual toy, and it was on display!" -- an unknown Nashville town leader
#49re: more 'ridiculous' ideas that pre-date SPIDERMAN
Posted: 7/8/04 at 3:09pm
What about a show where a nun goes to look after a bunch of bratty kids and ends up falling in love with the widowed father?
Crazy!
Almost as crazy as the time someone told me about some musical about this unfaithful writer who is writing a screenplay about a detective solving a lost and found case.
Or worse - the story of a couple from newlyweds to their twilight years!
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
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