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What might Pumbaa say if he were happy?

What might Pumbaa say if he were happy?

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#0What might Pumbaa say if he were happy?
Posted: 6/21/03 at 12:21am

If he were happy Pumbaa the warthog from The Lion King might say,

"I'm as happy as a pig in ______!"

(Notice how I smoothly related this topic to Broadway.)

Since Rex and I have absolutely nothing else to do on this Friday evening, we thought it would be interesting to explore the above saying which was used by Mr. Roxy in a recent post. Upon reading it the first thing that came to our mind was "****", but since that is rather crass, we ran an internet search to see how others might answer this same question and listed below are some of the possibilities.

I'M AS HAPPY AS A PIG IN ________!

slop
aftershave
mud
a poke
muck
outer space
clover
well, you know.
swill
one of those pig places
the sunshine
dirt
a pile of fertilizer
a pig sty
jello
poo
a midden (what's a midden?)
poop
heels
a puddle
heaven
sauce
bronze
a peanut patch
Palestine
manure
a mudbath
a waterbed
ADSL (scientific site)
7th heaven
a vat of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
a sty
LOVE (finally a romantic!)
doodoo
whatever it is that makes pigs happy
spit
pie
meatloaf
a pork pie factory
heat
a blanket
mudgee (this has something to do with wine in New Zealand)
mud with a vibrator
rubbish
a brick house
a tree
a big old mud puddle
****e
paradise
you know what
a cornfield
the brown stuff
a redwood hot tub under the stars
petunias
a bog
truffles at Lespinasse (food critic)
vinegar
an amusement park
a vegaterian deli
sand
the best mud in town
in heat flying vampires
a wallow
a pond
potato puree
a low-budget porno flick
sunshine/wollerin' in a mud-hole
a mud slide
a funeral procession
spit
a piggybank
the proverbial
chocolate flavored mud
spite of the way you looked at me (Benny Hill song lyrics)
Paris
a mud blue bowl with lemons
one of those pig places

By the way, "mud" and "****" are the terms most often used.

What's your favorite answer? Or can you come up with a better one of your own?



My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
Updated On: 6/21/03 at 12:21 AM

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Eleven
#1re: What might Pumbaa say if he were happy?
Posted: 6/21/03 at 1:40am

The definition of MIDDEN is a dunghill or refuse heap. So if you used it in the context of seeing a terrible show you could say it was "a MIDDEN of a theatrical event" and very few would take offense since most wouldn't have a clue what you mean.


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