10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#0
Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:51pm
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Updated On: 11/10/05 at 01:51 PM
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re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#1
Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:53pmexactly. It sounds almost right on.
re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#2
Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:55pm
That is some funny stuff, boo :)
re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#3
Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:36pm
same exact thing posted 11 days ago
the search feature is your friend.
10 reasons
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re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#4
Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:37pmI think it was posted before that... Cause I wasn't here eleven days ago, and I've seen them before.
re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#5
Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:38pm
nope capn, 11 days ago
10 reason gay marriage is WRONG
Posted On:10/30/05 at 12:18 AM
re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#6
Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:42pmAnd all this time, I've been thinking it should be legalized!!! Does anyone know where I can get a quickie lobotomy so that I can understand why it should be illegal?
re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#7
Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:12pmIt's illegal? And Jimmy Swaggart isn't into prostitutes...
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re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#8
Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:30pm
Actually it looks like Liam posted this on September 28th...
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=869284#1451548
But - it also looks like thugnut was right with the "Elphaba - Search" comments lol.
re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#9
Posted: 11/10/05 at 6:01pmwait, is this for real, or is Elphaba playing a joke?
re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#10
Posted: 11/10/05 at 6:04pmOld Post
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