10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal

[Elphaba3]

10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#0

Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:51pm

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Updated On: 11/10/05 at 01:51 PM

[hinduigi]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#1

Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:53pm

exactly. It sounds almost right on.

[JailyardGuy]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#2

Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:55pm

That is some funny stuff, boo :)

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[Elphaba]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#3

Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:36pm

same exact thing posted 11 days ago


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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 11/10/05 at 02:36 PM

[Unknown User]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#4

Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:37pm

I think it was posted before that... Cause I wasn't here eleven days ago, and I've seen them before.

[Elphaba]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#5

Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:38pm

nope capn, 11 days ago

10 reason gay marriage is WRONG
Posted On:10/30/05 at 12:18 AM

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[Hanna from Hamburg]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#6

Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:42pm

And all this time, I've been thinking it should be legalized!!! Does anyone know where I can get a quickie lobotomy so that I can understand why it should be illegal?

". . . POP . . ."

[Magdalene]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#7

Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:12pm

It's illegal? And Jimmy Swaggart isn't into prostitutes...

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

[Unknown User]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#8

Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:30pm

Actually it looks like Liam posted this on September 28th...

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=869284#1451548

But - it also looks like thugnut was right with the "Elphaba - Search" comments lol.

[hannahshule]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#9

Posted: 11/10/05 at 6:01pm

wait, is this for real, or is Elphaba playing a joke?

~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~

[TheatreDiva90016]

re: 10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal#10

Posted: 11/10/05 at 6:04pm

Old Post

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2