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#26

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30 ROCK is easily the best comedy on TV right now and one of the best ever. I think it's a classic already. I just hope it lasts and from what I hear, Ben Silverman is aware of the genius of the show and that's how it has remained on the air for this long despite the ratings.
The show is on fire, one of those few rarities that just get better and better each season.
This past episode was indeed the episode in which Blake Lively and Leighton Meester were supposed to guest star, I'm not sure what happened but needless to say, they didn't get to do it which sucks, it'd have been amazing but oh well, episode was great either way.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
#27

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I'm so happy to hear someone compare 30 Rock to Arrested Development!!!
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#28

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^I agree. I just started re-watching Arrested Development on Hulu and it reminds me how genius that show was as well. 30 Rock and Arrested Development bear a strange amount of similarities, cancellation hopefully will not become one of them.
#29

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Anyone catch last night's episode? This show just keeps getting better and better. So many great lines last night.

"I get it. You went shopping. I don't need a montage."

I had to pause the DVR many time I was laughing so hard. Best line is when Jenna runs into Tracy's dressing room with the soup idea, yelling "I got it." Then Tracy jumps up, "Give it back! It's mine!"

I could barely breathe.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#30

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Liz's dance for Dr. Spaceman (whose return made me happy!)was HYSTERICAL. Most of the night was just laugh after laugh after laugh. It's so genius.

"Hi, what time do you start throwing out your donuts?"
#32

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I LOVED the song they played - what was it, Templeton or something - for the old man. So funny.

The horror/zombie parody was awesome as well, though I think I agree with sticktopriest - Tracy's "give it to me, it's mine" was probably the single line I laughed the hardest at.

Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

Updated On: 1/16/09 at 04:02 PM

#33

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Oh God, "Hi, what time do you start throwing out your donuts?" I just about died laughing. "The customers are so sad... "

Hahaha!
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#34

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When Liz got caught with the flu shot she said "There's a Filipino gentleman involved...his name is Banyani, I want to take him as my island LOVER!!!!"

Absolutely hysterical!!!

"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#35

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both lines referring to how calling someone Puerto Rican just sounding wrong.
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself"
#36

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This show is hilarious. I can't believe I've waited this long to watch it.

It kind of reminds of Arrested Development. Same sort of humor.
#37

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Tracy's "Give it back, it's mine!" was my favorite too!

Also, I can't quite remember it, but Jack's line about senile old people or something and then following it up with "which reminds me, I need to give Lou Dobbs a call."
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#38

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What was the Lion King joke? Something like "He took me to a place where a giraffe walked on man legs."
#39

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When Liz was embarrassing Jack after winning the Lego building competition and screamed "Suck it NERDS!!!" I clutched my stomach I was laughing so hard.

And her pep talk to herself in the mirror before attending a party: "Why are you sweating so much? What is wrong with you, you stupid B*TCH?!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#40

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"This show is hilarious. I can't believe I've waited this long to watch it."

You're usually behind the curve on these things, face it.
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#41

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Yet another constantly hysterical episode!

Two weeks in a row of awkward Liz Lemon dances!
The Hill Witch!
But where was Salma Hayek?
When is Jon Hamm showing up?

"What happens in Croton-on-the-Hudson stays in Croton-on-the-Hudson.
#42

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I knew what they were setting up with the Hill Witch thing all along - that SOMEONE would end up being it, but I laughed SO hard when Jenna came in and Tracy and Kenneth started screaming and cramming veggies in their mouths. The LONG lead up to that joke totally paid off.
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#43

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I thought that cute crank up thumbs up Jack and Liz did was a riot.

Another fantastic episode!
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#44

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one of my oldest and closest friends Shalin played Prashant in tonights episode!! We had a big watch party at his apartment and we were all cheering for him everytime he was on screen.

Hilarious episode and now I love the show even more.
#45

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Cover your brain!

Everybody Dance Now. I had to rewind that three times. When she unbuttoned her top, the people were gasping and groaning.
#46

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FANTASTIC episode tonight! The ex-investment bankers as interns.. ahah

so good. i'm glad we got more bull seamen cheetos!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#47

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I haven't laughed so hard at a 30 Rock ending ever! The beautiful latin babies and the music of Tito Puente on The Today Show. Too funny!

I cracked up seeing the bull semen chips again! Hilarious!

And I really liked Jon Hamm as Liz's love interest. I hope he appears on a few more episodes, but I'm not sure how that'll work with Mad Men.
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#48

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Liz's funniest line of the night?

Hands down when she said: "...and I'll put my mouth on HIS mouth!!"

I could have died!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#50

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I LOVE whenever Liz says "I want to go to there!"

"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

Updated On: 2/5/09 at 10:06 PM

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