#301
Posted: 11/5/10 at 10:55am
"WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE ONIONS IN HERE?!?!?1?"
30 Rock funniest line of the night — Page 13
#302
Posted: 11/6/10 at 1:08am
I don't know why, I but I nearly fell over when Kenneth simply said, "My skull!"
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#303
Posted: 11/11/10 at 10:17pm
"It's called 'Jenna Gets Hard'"
"Lesbian Mario Brothers!"
"Lesbian Mario Brothers!"
#304
Posted: 11/11/10 at 10:20pm
John Slattery peaking out as somebody 'reborn' was enough of a visual to behold. But then he went 'Waah, waah', and it took me over the edge.
#305
Posted: 11/11/10 at 10:24pm
Who knew John Slattery had that in him? Emmy nomination for guest star for sure!
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#306
Posted: 11/12/10 at 12:30am
I can't remember the line but it was said by Balwins assistant and had to do something about people talking about themselves.
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#307
Posted: 11/12/10 at 9:05am
"My generation never votes. It interferes talking about ourselves."
"You will win the Oscar and I will be furious. Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious."
"You will win the Oscar and I will be furious. Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious."
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.
#308
Posted: 11/12/10 at 10:50am
Thanks wicked. I meant to write it down to post in this thread and forgot.
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#309
Posted: 12/9/10 at 8:56pm
Stritchy was back!
"Two Black Swans!"
"Two Black Swans!"
#310
Posted: 12/9/10 at 9:19pm
Can I get you some coffee or an absinthe enema?
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#311
Posted: 12/9/10 at 10:57pm
I've been watching a lot of "The Mentalist" lately, because my TV is stuck on CBS and I lost the remote.
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball
#312
Posted: 12/10/10 at 12:07pm
"Happy Holidays....is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas."
#313
Posted: 12/10/10 at 6:29pm
I tittered when I saw the name of the drag restaurant Paul works in: Wang Tuck's.
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#314
Posted: 12/12/10 at 9:35am
Milton: Listen to me, I'm a doctor!
Jack: Of history! In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone needed to know whether the 60s were awesome or not?
Jack: Of history! In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone needed to know whether the 60s were awesome or not?
#315
Posted: 12/12/10 at 4:00pm
Not a line, but the drag queen Liz. Great sight gag.
Stritch seems to be losing it, or pushing too hard.
Stritch seems to be losing it, or pushing too hard.
PEACE.
#317
Posted: 1/31/11 at 12:35pm
This past week's episode was so absurdly wonderful!
Liz inventing the term "Snarted" and then demonstrating right before the credits started.
And I loved that when Jenna was asked to perform in the benefit for a disaster that has not happened yet she says "I'll do it...but I hate my dress"
and saying lines to the tune of Uptown Girl? Come on! so funny!
Liz inventing the term "Snarted" and then demonstrating right before the credits started.
And I loved that when Jenna was asked to perform in the benefit for a disaster that has not happened yet she says "I'll do it...but I hate my dress"
and saying lines to the tune of Uptown Girl? Come on! so funny!
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
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