#26
Posted: 9/11/04 at 4:40pm
mama i'm a big girl now---"mom, stop treating me like a child...i'm having sex and doing drugs and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me"...
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#27
Posted: 9/11/04 at 4:44pm
" WICKED - "Sentimental Man" - Mr. Schwarz, I am a Tony Award Winning Actor, in fact I am one of only eight actors to win both a Tony and an Oscar for the same role. You will write another song for me NOW."
I think a better Title would be:
'Mr. Schwarz, I am a Tony Award Winning Actor, in fact I am one of only SEVEN actors to win both a Tony and an Oscar for the same role. You will write another song for me NOW.'
I think a better Title would be:
'Mr. Schwarz, I am a Tony Award Winning Actor, in fact I am one of only SEVEN actors to win both a Tony and an Oscar for the same role. You will write another song for me NOW.'
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#30
Posted: 9/11/04 at 4:46pm
THE SOUND OF MUSIC - "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" or You're a hot Arian and if your pubes match the hair on your head I want you now"
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#31
Posted: 9/11/04 at 4:59pm
'sexual confusion'= 'Okay We're Both Gay Lets Cut the Crap and Go F*uck Eachother'
'Wonderful' = 'I'm A Dirty Rotten Liar But Thats Okay, Everyone Still Loves Me'
'Wonderful' = 'I'm A Dirty Rotten Liar But Thats Okay, Everyone Still Loves Me'
#32
Posted: 9/11/04 at 5:05pm
ANNIE GET YOUR GUN - "Anything You Can Do" or "I know I'm obnoxious and thus far no one has knocked my teeth out."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#33
Posted: 9/11/04 at 5:32pm
WICKED - "Defying Gravity" or "I Really Have No Idea What I'm Doing. I Just Know That I Have To Have a Reason To Sing a Huge Song and Bring The House Down with It."
Updated On: 9/11/04 at 05:32 PM
#34
Posted: 9/11/04 at 5:53pm
COMPANY - "The Ladies Who Lunch" or "We're bitter, witty and have no appetite because we're dead ass drunk!"
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#35
Posted: 9/11/04 at 5:59pm
RAGTIME:
"Gettin' Ready Rag" - I'm a vain, stuck-up ass, and I love looking at myself in the mirror.
"Your Daddy's Son" - You're daddy is a vain, stuck-up ass and I'm a psycho bitch, so I'm killing you!
"What a Game" - Son, I've taken you to this baseball game in the futile hope you won't turn out gay.
"Our Children" - Mother: My husband is a sexless bore - I've always wanted to do it with a Jew.
Tateh: I've always wanted to do it with a Shikse!
"Gettin' Ready Rag" - I'm a vain, stuck-up ass, and I love looking at myself in the mirror.
"Your Daddy's Son" - You're daddy is a vain, stuck-up ass and I'm a psycho bitch, so I'm killing you!
"What a Game" - Son, I've taken you to this baseball game in the futile hope you won't turn out gay.
"Our Children" - Mother: My husband is a sexless bore - I've always wanted to do it with a Jew.
Tateh: I've always wanted to do it with a Shikse!
#36
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:41pm
SIDESHOW:
"I Will Never Leave You" - Since this is the early 1900's and medical science hasn't progressed to the point of separating conjoined twins, our asses are stuck together for life.
"I Will Never Leave You" - Since this is the early 1900's and medical science hasn't progressed to the point of separating conjoined twins, our asses are stuck together for life.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 9/11/04 at 06:41 PM
#37
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:51pm
Caroline ,or Change: "Mr. Gellman's Shirt" or "I'm bout sick of this crazy,patronizing bitch treating me like I'm poor dirt.
#38
Posted: 9/12/04 at 12:45am
GYPSY - "Mr. Goldstone" or "My daughters and I will sleep with you for a job."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#39
Posted: 9/12/04 at 12:50am
"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three"- Fake boobs will get you everywhere.
#40
Posted: 9/12/04 at 12:56am
A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC - The Miller's Son" or "I'm a nympho working girl who plans to marry up."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#41
Posted: 9/12/04 at 12:58am
"Rose Stopnick Can Cook" - Nobody likes Rose. And all she cooks is smelly cabbage.
Updated On: 9/12/04 at 12:58 AM
#42
Posted: 9/12/04 at 1:05am
RENT: "One Song Glory"--I should stop because I have no talent
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#44
Posted: 9/12/04 at 1:08am
OLIVER!:
"As long as he needs me" - I need abuse in my life to thrive
"I'd do anything" - I'm 9 and I smell like piss, however I think you're an easy f***
FOOTLOOSE:
"I Confess" - Ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a 6 minute bathroom break..
"As long as he needs me" - I need abuse in my life to thrive
"I'd do anything" - I'm 9 and I smell like piss, however I think you're an easy f***
FOOTLOOSE:
"I Confess" - Ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a 6 minute bathroom break..
I've got forty more minutes of home economics
Then down with the text books
And up with the comics
#46
Posted: 9/12/04 at 1:14am
COMPANY - "Another Hundred People" or "That's only half of what I see. It's not easy being the Statue of Liberty."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#47
Posted: 9/12/04 at 1:16am
POTO: "All I Ask of You"-- BITCH, stop whining.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#48
Posted: 9/12/04 at 1:18am
"Mister Cellophane" - You're not even listening to this song, are you?
#49
Posted: 9/12/04 at 1:18am
Ah, Plum. i love when posts make me laugh out loud!!
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#50
Posted: 9/12/04 at 1:19am
Wicked - "What Is This Feeling" - I hate my roommate and this song is about loathing so why is it so freaking uptempo?
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