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A Poll for the guys...

A Poll for the guys...

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dano
#0A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:23pm

OK-

When you're standing at the urinal, do you:
a) simply unzip, and pull it out, or
b) undo your belt and pants, and pull them down a bit

and why do you do it that way?


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ConvinceMe2
#1re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:07pm

Both. Depends on what I'm wearing.


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Jimmcf
#2re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:00pm

Simply unzip and pull it out


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ElTico68
#3re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:01pm

Depends... especially if I'm wearing jeans with button fly, I kind'a have to undo the top too.


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TxTwoStep
#4re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 5:29pm

my catheter usually works better.


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

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Mr Roxy
#5re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 6:44pm

A all the way - than stand & wait forever for it to start


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Joshua488
#6re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 6:57pm

If I'm wearing jeans with a zipper, I just undo the zipper. If I'm wearing button-fly jeans (which most of mine are), I have to undo the belt and all that jazz. It's tedious, I know, but necessary.

#7re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 6:59pm

Simply unzip and pull out.

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munkustrap178
#8re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 7:03pm

Usually unzip and pull out.

But, most of my jeans are button-fly, so I have to undo the whole thing.


"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

matthius202
#9re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 7:06pm

hahahaha...umm...i have a funny story about this subject from today. i walked into the bathroom on the seventh floor of my university's library and this man, who could have been a day under 55 years old was standing at the urinal...with his pants and underwear around his ankles, proudly peeing away. Like a third grader. Thought I'd share. :)


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Joshua488
#10re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 7:08pm

Hahahaha!! That's hilarious! Why would anyone do that?

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Liam
#11re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 7:09pm

i do..................NO IM KIDDING lol

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Mr Roxy
#12re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 7:14pm

When I was in the Kings Navy, in the 60's, I had to pee after undoing 13 buttons on my sailor suit . Try that on for size. The 13 buttons, by the way, were for the 13 original colonies. Many times, I wished there were a few less original colonies if you get my drift

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Updated On: 4/13/05 at 07:14 PM

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Jwei123
#13re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/13/05 at 8:04pm

hahaha scandalous!

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dano
#14re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:41am

Thanks guys.

I am in the "simply unzip and pull it out" category. It always amazes me to notice guys at the urinals with their pants undone, some of them almost down to their ankles, just to stand there and whizz! I always think "If you have to undo your pants that much, you might as well go into a stall and sit down!"

I've never owned the button fly jeans, and it sounds like those are quite a bit more cumbersome and therefore require more work at the urinal. But that forces me to ask: Why buy button fly jeans in the first place? Seems like so much more work! (Maybe I'm just lazy!)


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KelRel
#15re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 10:03am

Ok so I'm not a guy but my husband was in the army and their pants have button flies and they are the most annoying things on earth. I wore his uniform as a halloween costume once and thought I would die before I would get to go to the bathroom...why put yourself through such torture?


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TxTwoStep
#16re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 10:59am

ever notice guys in button-fly jeans often have the last (lowest) button undone? i do that myself in mine. If you do that, you can unbutton from bottom to top without undoing a belt or the waistband button. Then you can "release and unload" (particularly with flap-front briefs), and re-button from top to (almost) bottom. If going commando, that takes out a step as well of course.

And if someone tells you your bottom button is undone, you know exactly where they've been looking, and maybe a bit more about them. You have to look CAREFULLY to see that button undone on most guys. It can be a good conversation starter (but unfortunately not always with the people with which you'd PREFER to start a conversation that way).


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

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Albin
#17re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 12:28pm

A)

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CostumeMistress
#18re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 12:32pm

I almost choked on my oatmeal reading these. Thanks for a good laugh.


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ConvinceMe2
#19re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 12:36pm

re: A Poll for the guys...

Here's a picture of me (looking and feeling veddy British, I might add), in an outfit that required pulling stuff down!


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TxTwoStep
#20re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 12:50pm

hey CONVINCE, i'd pull that guy's pants down anytime. i bet the "stuff" inside is great! Got a current pic?!?!? *wink*


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
Updated On: 4/14/05 at 12:50 PM

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munkustrap178
#21re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:42pm

Someone asked, so I'm answering.

Most jeans worth buying these days - in my opinion - with a great fit and a hot wash are button fly. I really only wear Diesel jeans - I have like 20 pairs - and they're all button except for one pair. So that's my reasoning.


"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

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ConvinceMe2
#22re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:53pm

TxTwoStep, are you asking me if I have a photo of myself with my pants down? I'm sure I don't; but somebody may have one. You may want to ask around.


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PalJoey
#23re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:57pm

I have that one you posted on that OTHER site, you know--the one for MEN who go HUNTING...


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dano
#24re: A Poll for the guys...
Posted: 4/14/05 at 4:22pm

So that's it? Button-flys fit better?


"Singing is the lowest form of communication" - Homer


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