A Rick Perry Gay Sex Scandal??????

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 6:30pm

Baby Jesus, let some of this turn out to be true...

http://gawker.com/5868489/all-your-rick-perry-gay-sex-rumors-collected-in-one-handy-book

[romantico]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 6:50pm

Excuse me, but just because he has sex with men while putting down gays and lesbians does not mean he is gay. Just ask Marcus Bachman.

As much as I wish this story were true, unless there is proof ,it will just remain a rumor or a political stunt.

[Kad]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 6:53pm

Santa knew exactly what I wanted!

[romantico]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 7:17pm

[strummergirl]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 7:44pm

You would think somebody in very blue Austin would have found something concrete after all these years. And honestly, do people think Rick Perry would be capable of being this cunning and secretive?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 8:21pm

It's too bad Perry never did anything to piss off Emily Thorne. She would DESTROY him.

[romantico]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 8:24pm

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 8:27pm

Grammaticalisticly speaking thats funny.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 8:45pm

I wish this could be true.

[romantico]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 9:24pm

Is this pic featured in the book?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 9:30pm

Full disclosure - I find him really sexy.

[Kad]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 10:18pm

I hope it's not featured... it looks like he's about to snap it in half.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/16/11 at 11:12pm

Caption this:

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[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/17/11 at 12:07am

"He was screamin' and yellin' but I opened him up THIS much. Went through six pairs of gloves, too..."

Updated On: 12/17/11 at 12:07 AM

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/17/11 at 12:16am

One of the things alleged in the book is that he is not very well endowed by his Creator and that his Certain Unalienable Right is tiny.

Updated On: 12/17/11 at 12:16 AM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/17/11 at 12:18am

Which is why he uses his fist.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/17/11 at 1:18am

He does not behave like a man with such shortcomings. He behaves like quite the opposite kind of man.