A TUESDAY NIGHT FUNNY!

[Popular]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 12:54am

> BODY MEETING :
>
> All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
>
> trying to decide who was the one in charge.
>
> "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I
>
> run all the body's systems, so without me nothing
> would happen."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I
>
> circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all
> waste away."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because
>
> I process food and give all of you energy."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I
>
> carry the body wherever it needs to go."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I
>
> allow the body to see where it goes."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because
>
> I'm responsible for waste removal."
>
> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and
>
> insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
>
> Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
>
> headache,the stomach was bloated, the legs got
> wobbly, the eyes got watery,
> and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the
> rectum should be the
> boss.
>
> The Moral of the story?
>
> The asshole is usually in charge !!
>
> If you don't send this to at least 4 people....
>
> *who gives a ****???*

[jam_man]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 3:06am

That's hillarious! LOL!!!!

[broadway betty]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 3:09am

LMAO!!!

I'm sending that to a few people tomorrow!