A request to the moderators

Please disallow scrolling signature files. A certain person's signature file is just this side of seizure-inducing and I would hate to see this site left vulnerable to such liability.

Thanking you in advance.

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I just set my settings to eliminate the signatures. I feel many people are out of control. I won't subject myself to someone's ten sentence signature just after reading their scintillating and well thought out response of Hot.

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Let's all say really, really snarky things about Etoile in our signatures and then post responses like "LOL! Luv that sig!" or "OMG! OMG! I can't believe you put that in your SIGNATURE!"

Like the one I have below, which Etoile can't see.

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Updated On: 6/6/05 at 02:57 PM

Etoile has never been concerned with snarky remarks made and learned early in life to only value the opinions of people I respect. My ego is just not that fragile, hence my self-deprecating signature.

Now Boobs is someone I respect and would never argue with his wise judgment.

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is color ok with you?

Namo -

At the risk of being skewered by your rapier wit, your earlier comment was one of the funniest things I've seen/read today. Thank you!

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Kevin Kline once kissed me. It was right before he was cast in On the Twentieth Century. I was reading the other parts during auditions, he said, "Goodnight, Papa," and kissed me on the cheek. None of the other auditioners had done that.

My knees buckled and I forgot to say my next line--"Goodnight, Schlomo"--which was his cue for his last line. So he had to repeat "Goodnight, Papa" twice, by which time it was clear to all involved that the little gay assistant had swooned. Someone asked if I needed smelling salts, and I turned many shades of red.

Like my new sig, Etoile?

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Updated On: 6/6/05 at 05:02 PM

To love a static sig file is to see the face of God!

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Moderators, please send Abba Rabbit to flames & freaks.

She obviously is trying to flout your decision to prevent people from their ATTENTION GRABBING SCROLLING SIG FILES and since she has me on ignore I've decided I'm not going to hold back anymore:

She's a petulant brat who acts out whenever she thinks people aren't buying into the myth of her saintliness. We all know she only makes those blankets because she thinks it makes her look like a nice person.

I understand many mental health professionals refuse to work with her.

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Updated On: 6/6/05 at 05:42 PM

I know, I know.

Abba Rabbit contradicts herself more often than a compulsive onanist touches his/her down below.

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did i say in this thread he was on my ignore list?
no one is right now.
just the fact that you would make that post "not holding back" shows just how mentally unstable you really are.
since you pointed out thatyou think that any time someone does something nice, they are only doing it to look good, shows me that you are incapable of doing someting nice for someone without first trying to figure out how it will effect/benefit you.

And the blankets, Namo? I make those because I wish someone had done something nice for me like that when I had my surgery. I like to make people happy... that must make me a sick person in dire need of therapy.

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Updated On: 6/6/05 at 05:47 PM

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Updated On: 6/6/05 at 06:07 PM

i remember mama

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