"A shower head could be considered a sex toy" Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
"A shower head could be considered a sex toy" Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
#1"A shower head could be considered a sex toy" Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:18pm
More words of wisdom.
"Laws are made to protect the public," he said. "Sometimes you have to protect the public against themselves."
Ban on sex toys targeted
MONTGOMERY -- A Birmingham legislator has filed a bill that would revoke the state's 10-year ban on the sale of sex toys, a prohibition that has drawn national attention and led to lengthy court battles.
It's the second attempt by state Rep. John Rogers, D-Birmingham, to strike the 1998 prohibition on the sale of such devices.
"A shower head could be considered a sex toy," he said. "It's just bringing the state into the 20th century."
Dan Ireland, executive director of the Alabama Citizens' Action Program, a Baptist group, said it would oppose any effort to overturn the law
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http://www.al.com/news/press-register/index.ssf?/base/news/1196763571281990.xml&coll=3
Are they going to expand the ban to include kielbasa?And how about that ground beed that comes in a tube?
Cans of Pam?
Coke and Pepsi half-liter bottles?
Candles?
Cucumbers?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Now, if you'll excuse me for a few minutes...
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-Robert Evans-
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:19pm
Broomhandles?
A stick shift?
Do you get fined if you have an orange with a hole in it?
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~ Muhammad Ali
#2re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:22pmI didnt realize this...is it worth the trip to fill my trunk with toys and drive down there? I'm sure I could sell out at one Daughters of the American Revolution meeting.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#3re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:23pmYou could throw them to the oppressed people like Eva Peron!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:24pmCould the Maytag repair man be held liable?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#5re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:25pmI'd like to be known as the Johnny Appleseed of dildoes.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#6re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:26pm
No more carrots or bananas then. Darn!
Oh and Borstalboy, some of us require watermelons, thank you very much!
Orange...as if...
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#7re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:28pmJust because you use a watermelon doesn't make the fact that the hole is the size of a pen cap any less degrading.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#8re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:32pmI like shower head.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#9re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:48pmI'd like to load up my trunk and make a trip to Alabama. I could make alot of money and just in time for the holidays! Isn't Alabama the state where its illegal to have body parts pierced?
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-Robert Evans-
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#10re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:48pmWhat about a Felafel?
#11re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:00pmromantico, just dont work the same church meetings that I do! I'll cut ya if ya try to muscle in on my territory!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#12re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:01pmBut if one can't purchase rubber gloves, how does one avoid dishpan hands?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#13re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:12pmI don't understand banning sex toys.
#14re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:15pmIs it really illegal to sell sex toys here? I swear there's like three sex shops within 15 miles of me.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#15re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:15pmThere've been times in my life when I've been considered a sex toy.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:32pm
"Oh and Borstalboy, some of us require watermelons, thank you very much!
Orange...as if..."
THANK YOU!
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#17re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:53pm
"romantico, just dont work the same church meetings that I do! I'll cut ya if ya try to muscle in on my territory!"
LOL! Fair Enough Doodle! I was planning on hitting the State Capitol and any airport/rest stop restrooms.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#18re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:55pmI was involved in some shower head just Sunday night! God bless New York...
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My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#19re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 5:19pm
Definitely.. hmmm...
MatthewAddison
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DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#21re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 11:41pm
In my world, anything can be considered a sex toy.
And often has been.
MatthewAddison
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DG
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#23re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 11:46pmMatthew - if only to see into dark places better, absolutely.
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