"A shower head could be considered a sex toy" Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
"A shower head could be considered a sex toy" Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
#1"A shower head could be considered a sex toy" Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:18pm
More words of wisdom.
"Laws are made to protect the public," he said. "Sometimes you have to protect the public against themselves."
Ban on sex toys targeted
MONTGOMERY -- A Birmingham legislator has filed a bill that would revoke the state's 10-year ban on the sale of sex toys, a prohibition that has drawn national attention and led to lengthy court battles.
It's the second attempt by state Rep. John Rogers, D-Birmingham, to strike the 1998 prohibition on the sale of such devices.
"A shower head could be considered a sex toy," he said. "It's just bringing the state into the 20th century."
Dan Ireland, executive director of the Alabama Citizens' Action Program, a Baptist group, said it would oppose any effort to overturn the law
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http://www.al.com/news/press-register/index.ssf?/base/news/1196763571281990.xml&coll=3
Are they going to expand the ban to include kielbasa?And how about that ground beed that comes in a tube?
Cans of Pam?
Coke and Pepsi half-liter bottles?
Candles?
Cucumbers?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Now, if you'll excuse me for a few minutes...
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:19pm
Broomhandles?
A stick shift?
Do you get fined if you have an orange with a hole in it?
#2re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:22pmI didnt realize this...is it worth the trip to fill my trunk with toys and drive down there? I'm sure I could sell out at one Daughters of the American Revolution meeting.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#3re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:23pmYou could throw them to the oppressed people like Eva Peron!
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:24pmCould the Maytag repair man be held liable?
#5re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:25pmI'd like to be known as the Johnny Appleseed of dildoes.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#6re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:26pm
No more carrots or bananas then. Darn!
Oh and Borstalboy, some of us require watermelons, thank you very much!
Orange...as if...
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#7re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:28pmJust because you use a watermelon doesn't make the fact that the hole is the size of a pen cap any less degrading.
#8re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:32pmI like shower head.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#9re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:48pmI'd like to load up my trunk and make a trip to Alabama. I could make alot of money and just in time for the holidays! Isn't Alabama the state where its illegal to have body parts pierced?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#10re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 3:48pmWhat about a Felafel?
#11re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:00pmromantico, just dont work the same church meetings that I do! I'll cut ya if ya try to muscle in on my territory!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#12re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:01pmBut if one can't purchase rubber gloves, how does one avoid dishpan hands?
#13re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:12pmI don't understand banning sex toys.
#14re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:15pmIs it really illegal to sell sex toys here? I swear there's like three sex shops within 15 miles of me.
#15re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:15pmThere've been times in my life when I've been considered a sex toy.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:32pm
"Oh and Borstalboy, some of us require watermelons, thank you very much!
Orange...as if..."
THANK YOU!
#17re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:53pm
"romantico, just dont work the same church meetings that I do! I'll cut ya if ya try to muscle in on my territory!"
LOL! Fair Enough Doodle! I was planning on hitting the State Capitol and any airport/rest stop restrooms.
#18re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 4:55pmI was involved in some shower head just Sunday night! God bless New York...
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#19re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 5:19pm
Definitely.. hmmm...
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#21re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 11:41pm
In my world, anything can be considered a sex toy.
And often has been.
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#23re: 'A shower head could be considered a sex toy' Alabama sex toy ban to be
Posted: 12/4/07 at 11:46pmMatthew - if only to see into dark places better, absolutely.
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