A suggestion to Rob/Craig
A suggestion to Rob/Craig
#0A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:37pm
It seems that everyone is a legend nowadays. Everyone has been around a long while. 
Perhaps add more Member Levels?
Member Levels:
Swing = 0-25
Chorus Member = 25-50
Understudy = 50-100
Stand-by = 100-200
Featured Actor = 200-300
Leading Actor = 300-400
Broadway Star = 400-999
Broadway Legend = 1000-2000
??? = 2000-3000
??? = 3000-4000
??? = 5000+
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#1re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:40pmI wish I were clever enough to come up with the next three category names. Somebody? This has hilarious potential.
#2re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:41pmGood God, I'd STILL be way past that.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#3re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:41pmOr even better, just eliminate them. As has been proven over and over, quantity doesn't necessarily imply quality.
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gavrochegirl
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
#4re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:42pmWell, I know the last one would be "Broadway Retiree".
What the puck?!
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#5re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:45pm
Someone's Mother = 2000-3000
Then You're Camp = 3000-4000
I'm Still Here! = 5000+
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#6re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:47pm
LOL... Iflit - very good point... I'm trying to up the quality potential...
Morosco - those work for me!
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#7re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:47pm
Hmm...
Member Levels:
Swing = 0-25
Chorus Member = 25-50
Understudy = 50-100
Stand-by = 100-200
Featured Actor = 200-300
Leading Actor = 300-400
Broadway Star = 400-999
Broadway Legend = 1000-2000
Lifetime Achievement Nominee = 2000-3000
Aging Playwright = 3000-4000
Senile Broadway Has-Been Who Has Extensive Conversations With His/Her Dust-Covered Tony Award = 5000+
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#8re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:48pm
morosco, there aren't words for how brilliant that is.
However, I really don't think I want to know how many posts I have past legend status. That's really more than high enough to have counted. I'm of the school that doesn't want my lack of a life broadcast via number of posts I've made.
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#9re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:50pmcostume mistress, i like your 5000+!
awkward.
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Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#10re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:52pmUh...I know I'm well behind Emcee, but let's just say I'm not quite covered by the new categories, either. If you want to cover more people, you might want to go by increments of 5,000 after "Legend."
#11re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:53pm
Jwei, it's only funny 'cause it's true. 
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#12re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:58pm
For the record, I've been here over a year and I'm still under 5000.
Thank you.
You may hold your applause.
I'm proud of my self-restraint as well.
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#13re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:21am
Well, we could also do specific broadway legends...
2000 - Carol Channing
3000 - Liza
4000 - Ethel Merman
And so on, and so on...
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#14re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:37am
5,000 = Bitter Queen
10,000 = Tortured Teen
15,000 = Bitter Queen Pretending to be Tortured Teen
#15re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:38amPJ- Now you are just being mean to Emcee.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#16re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:43am
eh, whatever. I know I have too much free time on my hands. And neither of you know how many posts I have.
#17re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:43am
20k: torchered queen pretending to be a bitter teen
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
#18re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:44amWell, THAT puts me in an interesting position, then!
#19re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:54am
Shira, the problem with that is that everyone has different ideas of which Broadway Legend is fit to be set at a certain number of posts.
5000+ = I need a lofe...
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Updated On: 6/5/05 at 12:54 AM
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#20re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:15amI've been here since the beginning and I don't think I've even hit 2,000
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Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#21re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:26amHow about 10,000+--Person who NEEDS A LIFE (Emcee?)
#22re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:27am
shhh... I know, I know.
Actually, what I need is a lofe. Get it right, you!
Mythus
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#23re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:32amThis thread is turning into a slippery slope.
#24re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig
Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:33amI'm only at 2800 and something and I've been here awhile.
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
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