A suggestion to Rob/Craig

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A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:37pm

It seems that everyone is a legend nowadays. Everyone has been around a long while. Perhaps add more Member Levels?

Member Levels:
Swing = 0-25
Chorus Member = 25-50
Understudy = 50-100
Stand-by = 100-200
Featured Actor = 200-300
Leading Actor = 300-400
Broadway Star = 400-999
Broadway Legend = 1000-2000
??? = 2000-3000
??? = 3000-4000
??? = 5000+

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#2

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:40pm

I wish I were clever enough to come up with the next three category names. Somebody? This has hilarious potential.

#3

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:41pm

Good God, I'd STILL be way past that.

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#4

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:41pm

Or even better, just eliminate them. As has been proven over and over, quantity doesn't necessarily imply quality.

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#5

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:42pm

Well, I know the last one would be "Broadway Retiree".

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#6

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:45pm

Someone's Mother = 2000-3000
Then You're Camp = 3000-4000
I'm Still Here! = 5000+

#7

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:47pm

LOL... Iflit - very good point... I'm trying to up the quality potential...

Morosco - those work for me!

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#8

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:47pm

Hmm...

Member Levels:
Swing = 0-25
Chorus Member = 25-50
Understudy = 50-100
Stand-by = 100-200
Featured Actor = 200-300
Leading Actor = 300-400
Broadway Star = 400-999
Broadway Legend = 1000-2000
Lifetime Achievement Nominee = 2000-3000
Aging Playwright = 3000-4000
Senile Broadway Has-Been Who Has Extensive Conversations With His/Her Dust-Covered Tony Award = 5000+

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#9

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:48pm

morosco, there aren't words for how brilliant that is.

However, I really don't think I want to know how many posts I have past legend status. That's really more than high enough to have counted. I'm of the school that doesn't want my lack of a life broadcast via number of posts I've made.

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#10

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:50pm

costume mistress, i like your 5000+!

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#11

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:52pm

Uh...I know I'm well behind Emcee, but let's just say I'm not quite covered by the new categories, either. If you want to cover more people, you might want to go by increments of 5,000 after "Legend."

#12

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:53pm

Jwei, it's only funny 'cause it's true.

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#13

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/4/05 at 11:58pm

For the record, I've been here over a year and I'm still under 5000.

Thank you.
You may hold your applause.
I'm proud of my self-restraint as well.

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#14

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:21am

Well, we could also do specific broadway legends...

2000 - Carol Channing
3000 - Liza
4000 - Ethel Merman

And so on, and so on...

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#15

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:37am

5,000 = Bitter Queen

10,000 = Tortured Teen

15,000 = Bitter Queen Pretending to be Tortured Teen

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#16

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:38am

PJ- Now you are just being mean to Emcee.

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#17

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:43am

eh, whatever. I know I have too much free time on my hands. And neither of you know how many posts I have.

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#18

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:43am

20k: torchered queen pretending to be a bitter teen

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#19

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:44am

Well, THAT puts me in an interesting position, then!

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#20

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 12:54am

Shira, the problem with that is that everyone has different ideas of which Broadway Legend is fit to be set at a certain number of posts.

5000+ = I need a lofe...

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Updated On: 6/5/05 at 12:54 AM

#21

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:15am

I've been here since the beginning and I don't think I've even hit 2,000

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#22

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:26am

How about 10,000+--Person who NEEDS A LIFE (Emcee?)

#23

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:27am

shhh... I know, I know.

Actually, what I need is a lofe. Get it right, you!

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Updated On: 6/5/05 at 01:27 AM

#24

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:32am

This thread is turning into a slippery slope.

#25

re: A suggestion to Rob/Craig

Posted: 6/5/05 at 1:33am

I'm only at 2800 and something and I've been here awhile.

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