Where to start?
The anesthetist is an idiot. One of the 1st things they teach u re unconscious/ sedated patients is THEY CAN STILL HEAR!!! SO many conversations are reported by pts. that it is an axiom to watch what u say in that situation. That she was that antagonistic makes me wonder if she is a frustrated surgeon! ( joke)
Next, colonoscopies are not routinely done in a sterile surgical suite. Usually its a procedure room and the standards of sterility apply to the procedure itself- ie the scope is sterile as are the gloved hands that maneuver it. That would be why his possessions ( in his cell phone in his pants) would have been placed under the stretcher he was having the procedure done on.
Hemorrhoids as a diagnosis? Anesthetists deal w your vital signs ( esp if influenced by comorbidities) ALL anaesthetists are always at the head of the table- thats where the equipment is, so how would they be able to determine hemorrhoids 2+ feet from the rectum ? Bogus. Who'd accept an anesthetist's word for that ( tho to b fair 'rroids can come and then go) AS well as the BS about persuading pt he had been seen just didn't remember it? TOTALLY unprofessional and negligent- what if there were follow up instructions that needed to be relayed?
The "fake" page. OK truth is MOST medical staff have done this- it's not fake- u really do page them the beeper goes off and they get away. I do this when my doc NEEDS to do other things ie see other pts., write scripts, deal w an urgent lab result, or occ just get to lunch ( at 3:30 p.m.). There are always pts who, for a variety of reasons, will absorb all available time & resources . Other people also need those resources- WE have to consider their needs too.
I'm sure she will find work. Just some smaller place that can't be too picky.