ABC's Modern Family: How "Modern" Is Its Gay Couple? - Page 3
ABC's Modern Family: How "Modern" Is Its Gay Couple?
#50abc's modern gays hate families
Posted: 5/21/10 at 9:41ami have never seen the show but feel that they are really trying to make acceptable such heinous things as may-december romances and interracial marriages. i for one want none of that! and men kissing men? where will it end? i'll tell you where: men kissing box turtles and not on the discovery channel!!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#51abc's modern gays hate families
Posted: 5/21/10 at 9:44am
"men kissing box turtles..."
Hey, leave Mitch McConnell out of this!
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#53abc's modern gays hate families
Posted: 5/21/10 at 11:16ami don't know why you're going after poor mitchie when it was cornyn who said it, sheesh. typical left-wing character assassins, any republican will do, huh? you two ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#54abc's modern gays hate families
Posted: 5/21/10 at 11:17amI am ashamed. In fact, I'm going to withdraw back into my shell.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#55abc's modern gays hate families
Posted: 5/21/10 at 1:58pm
When Cameron and Mitchell finally do kiss on TV, we have to be sure it is an acceptable kiss. Everyone, please make a checklist of the following so we can organize our dissatisfactions and streamline our complaints in advance:
Emotional intent
Level of affection
Romantic quality
Time length
Explicit/Implied use of tongue
Facial expressions
Pre-Kiss Dialogue
Post-kiss dialogue
Number of extraneous witnesses to kiss (include extras separately)
Direct reaction to kiss (all cast and/or extras)
Implied reaction to kiss (all cast and/or extras)
Audience reaction to kiss (include friends/family and count self as two if watching alone)
Setting
Weather
Approximate time of day
And don't forget, if any of the above is ambiguous or absent, then err on the side of homophobia.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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