Aan Helsing... a review
#0Aan Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/8/04 at 9:48am
OK folks if you haven't seen this movie yet you may want to skip this one. Consider this your spoiler space..........
Well it has Hugh. This is a great popcorn muncher. Ummm... did I mention Hugh. David Wenham (From LOTR) was wonderfully funny as Hugh's friar sidekick.The CGI was great. It was a fun and funny movie.But that is all I can say about it. It was not scary. there were times it got so painful that we almost got up and left. All in all, it was a popcorn muncher,had some good laughs, but I am glad I only spent $7 for my ticket.
B
But it had Hugh
#1re: Aan Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/8/04 at 12:57pmIf you paid $ 7 for the movie, it can not be in NYC where it is now $ 10.50 a pop
#2re: Aan Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/8/04 at 1:05pmNope I live in Western Massachusetts, about 3 hours out of the City.
#3re: Aan Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/8/04 at 5:09pmIt's up to $10.50? Wow- in Westchester it's only $9.25!
#6re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/8/04 at 8:27pmFolks I love hearing the price differences.... but what did you think of the movie?
#7re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/8/04 at 10:58pm$6.50 in DC. And the movie was fluff. But fun fluff.
#9re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/9/04 at 12:26amI am 57 ( 58 in August ) & have gray hair. When I take my hat off, I can get in as a senior citizen
#10re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/9/04 at 9:35amYes, Hugh is gorgeous and I saw it because he was in it. I am seeing him in Boys From Oz again on the 29th. But as for the movie, I agree, it was not really scary almost comical in parts. It was overdone with special effects very overdone.
DofB5
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#11re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/9/04 at 10:16am
I haven't been to a movie since the last Star Wars came out but I was thinking about going to see this one when I'm in Salt Lake.
It looks like fun.
D
Ruffian
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/16/04
#12re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/10/04 at 4:59pm
It was not as good or as fun as either of "THE X-MEN", but frankly a million times more entertaining than "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (but then WHAT isn't?)
Hugh was fine
Loved Roxburgh chewing the scenery
A bit long for a popcorn movie, methinx they tossed in one too many of the Classic Movie Monsters.....kinda complicated the storyline.....there will be a second, it did 50 million in the States & 50 million overseas...I hope the second one is more streamlined, BRING BACK THE COUNT, and hope the sequel is better
YAY for Hugh, it was entertaining enough, but not great
#13re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/10/04 at 5:31pm
Dracula was a scream!! Somewhere inbetween Tim Curry, Alan Rickman and Count Chocula. But I had a good time.
B
Tossing more popcorn at Ruffian
Ruffian
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/16/04
#14re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/10/04 at 6:06pm
I ADORE Roxburgh, he is just too gorgeous even as a BloodSucker, perhaps even BECAUSE of the Bloodsucking...yummy
Tossing popcorn back ayt Mominator
Hugh is GORGEOUS
I am gonna get the 12 Inch Van Helsing Action Figure to go along with my 12 Inch Wolverine Action Figure
Better yet I am gonna get the Six Foot Three Hugh at The Imperial
#15re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/10/04 at 6:11pmThat last item would sell big time if they ever made it
Ruffian
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/16/04
#17re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/10/04 at 7:47pmThia is a real disappointment. I love horror movies and had high hopes for Van Helsing when I first saw it advetised a few months back. Given the choice this past weekend, I went with Godsend instead because Van helsing didn't look as good as I hoped it would be. Guess I'll skip it completely.
#18re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:05pmRuffian you can have the cardboard cutout! I'll take HUGH!!
#19re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/11/04 at 12:13amUgh, Van Helsing. If not for The Luscious Hugh Jackman, I may have just exchanged my ticket to rewatch Kill Bill 2. I laughed my ass off - and it's not a comedy. The movie was like Rocky Horror Picture Show, without the intention of being campy and satirical. Oy.
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#20re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/11/04 at 12:19am
Oh it sucked but I had fun. Hugh Jackman. Yum. My only complaint.... NO NUDITY.
#21re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/11/04 at 12:26amI agree, Dame. I mean couldn't one of those warewolves rip his clothes off just ONCE with their claws?? I mean, C'mon we're not paying for plot here!
Ruffian
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/16/04
#22re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/11/04 at 9:17amLookeee here, Mominator....I told you we can SHARE Hugh, no cardboard cut-out Hugh for this Kid
#23re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/11/04 at 9:41am
DARN!!! I thought I found a loop hole! OK I'll share
But I don't have to be happy about it
Ruffian
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/16/04
#24re: Van Helsing... a review
Posted: 5/11/04 at 12:18pmI am all about being positive and sharing, and this Hussy wants him all for herself.....dammit
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