"All Americans Will Be Microchipped"
"All Americans Will Be Microchipped"
#1"All Americans Will Be Microchipped"
Posted: 8/5/14 at 11:02pm
This is making the rounds of Facebook. People are freaking out. Thoughts?
http://conservativepost.com/nbc-news-all-americans-will-be-microchipped-in-less-than-3-years/
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2Chipping America
Posted: 8/5/14 at 11:28pmObama's going to come to our houses and do it himself or else blow us up like he did when he went over to Benghazi and killed all those poor Americans.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#3Chipping America
Posted: 8/5/14 at 11:34pmIn my day, the mark of the beast right under our noses was UPC symbols!
#4Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:15am
People have literally been talking about the chipping for years. A few years ago, everyone was saying we would all be chipped by 2012 (hence the end of the world). The thing is that, when chippings and other proposed disasters don't happen on the predicted date, the conspiracy theorists just bump up the date further and keep panicking. People claimed Bush would force us to get chips, now people are saying Obama is going to do it, and then, when we get a new President in a couple years, the people will say he/she will force us to be chipped.
In other words, there is no reason to be scared. We'll be fine.
"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire
Updated On: 8/6/14 at 12:15 AM
#5Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:18amLiterally as in literally or literally as in figuratively?
#6Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:20amLiterally as in literally. You can find articles and message boards from ages ago discussing microchippings.
"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#7Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:33am
Don't ask me to reveal too much but I do not now nor have I ever worked for a college or university. However, let's just say I work adjacent to the feds. And I am here to tell you the CHiPs Project was real and was piloted by the Clinton Administration. I am not at liberty to reveal how many Americans were involuntarily microchipped but let me just hint that it approached seven figures. However, due to unexpected negative effects on one of the major temporal lobes (if I reveal which one I may unmask myself) of more than 75% of the UVs ("Unknowing Volunteers"), the entire project was cancelled. After Lewinsky, the very last thing Cllinton needed was to have his very own Tuskegee Syphilis Scandal on his hands.
For the clearest example of the fritzes the chips caused, you need look no further than the posts of our very own Mr Roxy. Bless his heart.
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#8Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:38amSo the plot thickens. ^
"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#9Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:40amI've said more than I should have.
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#10Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:00am
Love me some CHiPS
You think, what do you want?
You think, make a decision...
#11Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 9:26amThey don't need to microchip us. We do it voluntarily on Facebook.
#12Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 9:30amAnd PJ for the win.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#13Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 10:35am
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 8/6/14 at 10:35 AM
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#14Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 11:27amProbably just being paranoid, but four calls with no ID after 2 this morning, nobody saying anything, just silence. Shut the phone off after that.
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#15Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 11:33amThat was probably just Liza's Headband, butt-dialing you.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#16Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:09pmHa ha! "Sorry, Wrong Person!"
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#17Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:26pm
Namo, how do you know about this?
Updated On: 8/6/14 at 01:26 PM
#18Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:30pmIf a microchip will get me free Amazon Prime, I'm in!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#19Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:05pmI've probably said more than I should have, dented. So if you guys noticed I stopped posting, ha ha.
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Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#20Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:19pm
That was probably just Liza's Headband, butt-dialing you.
No need to butt-dial when I could just booty call him. Love you, FN.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#21Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:23pm
I blame YOU, PJ!!!
Got anything to say for yourself LH/MM?
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Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#22Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:24pm
Only that I miss you deeply, and I'm always here. Watching over you. Never forget that.
Peace & Love,
LH
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#24Chipping America
Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:28pmBut LH/MM did you FINALLY have a realization? A dawning of awareness? An epiphany?
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