"All Americans Will Be Microchipped"

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"All Americans Will Be Microchipped"

Posted: 8/5/14 at 11:02pm

This is making the rounds of Facebook. People are freaking out. Thoughts?

http://conservativepost.com/nbc-news-all-americans-will-be-microchipped-in-less-than-3-years/

Chipping America

Posted: 8/5/14 at 11:09pm

My thoughts are you should defriend some people, baby.

Chipping America

Posted: 8/5/14 at 11:28pm

Obama's going to come to our houses and do it himself or else blow us up like he did when he went over to Benghazi and killed all those poor Americans.

Chipping America

Posted: 8/5/14 at 11:34pm

In my day, the mark of the beast right under our noses was UPC symbols!

People have literally been talking about the chipping for years. A few years ago, everyone was saying we would all be chipped by 2012 (hence the end of the world). The thing is that, when chippings and other proposed disasters don't happen on the predicted date, the conspiracy theorists just bump up the date further and keep panicking. People claimed Bush would force us to get chips, now people are saying Obama is going to do it, and then, when we get a new President in a couple years, the people will say he/she will force us to be chipped.

In other words, there is no reason to be scared. We'll be fine.

"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire

Updated On: 8/6/14 at 12:15 AM

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:18am

Literally as in literally or literally as in figuratively?

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:20am

Literally as in literally. You can find articles and message boards from ages ago discussing microchippings.

"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:33am

Don't ask me to reveal too much but I do not now nor have I ever worked for a college or university. However, let's just say I work adjacent to the feds. And I am here to tell you the CHiPs Project was real and was piloted by the Clinton Administration. I am not at liberty to reveal how many Americans were involuntarily microchipped but let me just hint that it approached seven figures. However, due to unexpected negative effects on one of the major temporal lobes (if I reveal which one I may unmask myself) of more than 75% of the UVs ("Unknowing Volunteers"), the entire project was cancelled. After Lewinsky, the very last thing Cllinton needed was to have his very own Tuskegee Syphilis Scandal on his hands.

For the clearest example of the fritzes the chips caused, you need look no further than the posts of our very own Mr Roxy. Bless his heart.

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Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:38am

So the plot thickens. ^

"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire

#10

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 12:40am

I've said more than I should have.

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#11

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:00am

Love me some CHiPS

You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...

#12

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 9:26am

They don't need to microchip us. We do it voluntarily on Facebook.

#13

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 9:30am

And PJ for the win.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#14

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 10:35am

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 8/6/14 at 10:35 AM

#15

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 11:27am

Probably just being paranoid, but four calls with no ID after 2 this morning, nobody saying anything, just silence. Shut the phone off after that.

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#16

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 11:33am

That was probably just Liza's Headband, butt-dialing you.

#17

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:09pm

Ha ha! "Sorry, Wrong Person!"

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#18

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:26pm

Namo, how do you know about this?

Updated On: 8/6/14 at 01:26 PM

#19

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 1:30pm

If a microchip will get me free Amazon Prime, I'm in!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#20

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:05pm

I've probably said more than I should have, dented. So if you guys noticed I stopped posting, ha ha.

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#21

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:19pm

That was probably just Liza's Headband, butt-dialing you.

No need to butt-dial when I could just booty call him. Love you, FN.

#22

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:23pm

I blame YOU, PJ!!!

Got anything to say for yourself LH/MM?

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#23

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:24pm

Only that I miss you deeply, and I'm always here. Watching over you. Never forget that.

Peace & Love,
LH

#24

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:25pm

W/TF

#25

Chipping America

Posted: 8/6/14 at 2:28pm

But LH/MM did you FINALLY have a realization? A dawning of awareness? An epiphany?

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