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#26

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 8:21pm

Kevin has the roundest face of the three but I wouldn't call him fat

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#27

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 8:25pm

yeah, the one on the right. Ugly but skinny.

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#28

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 8:28pm

I've always thought he was gay, but I always got 'no! he has a girlfriend, duhh!'.

It's as if no gay has ever had a girlfriend before. Have they ever heard the phrase 'beard'? Or Disney intervention...?

#29

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 8:56pm

(The fat Jonas brother is obviously not actually fat, but is often called that by ~haters~. I reflect the judgment of others but do not share their beliefs. Or something.)

Anyway. I honestly have to side with the people that think, if anything, this video proved straightness more than gayness. But, really, just general ineptitude.

#30

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 8:58pm

Ineptitude is right. You'd think that a performer could actually perform.

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#31

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:02pm

I watched an episode of their show on Youtube & lets just say that Hannah Montana has better acting. It's funnier too. That show is just TERRIBLE.

#32

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:43pm

What
The
Hell
Did
I
Just
Watch

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#33

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:45pm

It's like radiation, everyone who saw it is now a little bit gayer.

#34

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:47pm

Jane,

Did you call my friend, David, old and fat?

"Which one of the Jonasses is fat old and ugly? There's one really ugly one, but he's pretty skinny."

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#35

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:49pm

Nope, someone else did. Read the posts. Which Jonass is David?

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#36

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:53pm

Here's David with his sacrf on. He's an actor friend of mine who I said LOOKS like one of the Jonas Bros. The one you called old and ugly.

#37

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:57pm

If David Costabile keeps getting dragged into this conversation I'm gonna have to campaign for a Flight of the Conchords plot wherein Mel disses Doug and the Conchords in a desperate attempt to get some strange with Kevin Jonas.

#38

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 9:59pm

I have pictures of him dressed as a clown from The New Bozena...

Would that help?

In the short, he's got the purple jacket on with the red cap...

An animated short

Updated On: 6/3/09 at 09:59 PM

#39

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 10:04pm

Um Diva, I didn't call anyone old and ugly and I certainly never was addressing your friend in any post I ever made. I hope you're just kidding around because this is just silly.

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#40

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 10:04pm

He's the one in the middle:

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

#41

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 10:15pm

"Anyone who has seen Camp Rock with any sense knows the fat ugly old one is the gay, anyway. Kevin has so little to claim, ya'll should at least let him keep his status as The Gay Jonas"

This is the original post by Craww, calling one of them old fat and ugly, to which I asked him which one was old fat and ugly.

Sheesh!

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#42

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 10:31pm

So I'm the only one who thought that video proved he WASN'T gay?

By the way, I'm strangely addicted to the Disney show of theirs.

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#43

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 10:36pm

Not that I make a habit of defending them, but Joe Jonas can perform, he just can't dance.

Nick is the only one that seems straight. And yes, I totally watched Camp Rock. The pop-up edition was surprisingly snarky.

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#44

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 10:57pm

Jane, you know I love you!

Sheeesh!

#45

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 11:23pm

Yeah, I'm in the this-video-shows-he's-not-gay camp. The older one is gayer than glittery rainbows, I thought the middle one was gay until now, and the young one is the only clearly straight one even though he's also the attractive one.

Diva, is your friend in a phone commercial running now, with three faux daughters who have unlimited call and texting plans? He looks super familiar.

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#46

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 11:29pm

Yes.

He does LOADS of commercials.

#47

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 11:31pm

It's funny, he's so not my type, but every time I see that commercial, I think, "Wow, I wouldn't kick that out of bed!"

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#48

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 11:35pm

I do have to say, there IS something about him. After working with him, he's got a real low key thing going on that I find VERY sexy.

God, I hope he doesn't read this board...

#49

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/3/09 at 11:35pm

And yes, I totally watched Camp Rock. The pop-up edition was surprisingly snarky.

...now I want to watch that. Great.

#50

re: And if there were doubts that the Jonas Brothers are gay....

Posted: 6/4/09 at 12:10am

I'm less attracted to him in the still pictures you posted, which might have as much to do with the stubble factor as anything else. But in the commercial, where he's inexplicably advertised to someone's grandma, I want to yell at the screen, "No! Try someone fifty years younger than that bitch!"

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