Angry Man

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 4:05pm

I hated school, never opened my mouth
Breaking out windows and prone to kick chairs
My teachers were fools, they didn't understand
They only wanted me to cut my hair

I hated Lyndon Johnson, glad when he died
That bastard tried to send me to Nam
I never even knew what Communism was
My mother told me to just stay calm

I was an angry young man
Then I was an angry middle-age man
Now I'm an angry old man
Angry Man, Angry Man

I didn't wanna work, I wanted to be rich
Throwing temper tantrums like a mad psycho
My mother-in-law was a horrible hag
My wife told me just go with the flow

I freaked out when divorce papers came
Laid on the phone like a screaming banchee
Her lawyer's suit threw me into a rage
I hated that dude for questioning me

I was an angry young man
Then I was an angry middle-age man
Now I'm an angry old man
Angry Man, Angry Man

I hate rap music and those who make it
I can't get young girls, they call me grandpa
I oppose gay marriage, I just can't take it
I hate the police and love kicking dogs

Mad at the world for rejecting me
I sit in traffic and cuss a blue streak
Angry at God, don't wanna go to hell
The future's getting shorter even as I speak

I was an angry young man
Then I was an angry middle-age man
Now I'm an angry old man
Angry Man, Angry Man

Jim Colyer ascap
Jim Colyer "Girl Album"

[suestorm]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 4:26pm

[~tiny~]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 6:22pm

time for more electroshock therapy, jimbo....

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 6:25pm

I hate rap music and those who make it

[Kad]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 6:45pm

This is a seriously messed-up song.

[tazber]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 6:49pm

You are a scary man.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 7:01pm

[all that jazz]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 7:41pm

Just out of curiostity, What genre of music does this song belong to?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 7:51pm

This genre

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 7:52pm

I thought this was a take on Angry Deer.

So disappointed!

[all that jazz]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 8:08pm

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 8:35pm

Somebody has serious issues.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 8:35pm

A take on Angry Deer?

No, that was funny.

This is excrement.

[Playbilly]

Posted: 5/10/13 at 10:14pm

If ya sing it to Donna Summer's "Spring Affair", it ain't half bad...

...the music part is the part hat ain't half bad.