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Another Hundred Posters

Apologies across the board, up to and including Stephen Sondheim.


Another hundred posters got a thread deleted and signed off of the board
While another hundred posters post new thread after thread, and cry they get ignored
As another hundred posters come here day after day, to see threads deleted, while they're creators cry and then say good-bye
Same as yesterday

It's a haven for strangers
Some come to fight, some to play
A haven for strangers
Some are straight, lots are gay
And every day, the brave who stay

Can find amusement in the crackpot theories on the OT board
Or to read about the stage doors of the cities where Wicked has toured
Or to forge some friendships through the love and rancor and the sheer discord

And they meet in secret in what's called PMs when they're keeping low
"Isn't she a bitch?" "Isn't he a drag?" "Can you boot this show?"
"I sent a PM to the secret mod. He never wrote me back I find that really odd."
"Look, you better stop your whining or so help me god..."

And another hundred posters just signed off of the board

It's a haven for strangers
Some come to fight, some to play
A haven for strangers
Some are straight, lots are gay
And every day, some see a play

Or they bitch that they can't ask for clips of their favorite shows
They're just having fun, or they've come undone
And nobody knows
If they've left for good or if they've just returned wearing different clothes

And they post their PMs in a brand new thread when they're feeling spite
"Is this dude for real?" "Really, what's her deal?" "Well, it serves her right."
"I sent another PM to the secret mod. Still got no response, I think it's all a fraud"
"What you're saying has no cred because you hated Sweeney Todd..."

And another hundred posters just signed off of the board

And another hundred posters just signed off of the board
And another hundred posters just signed off of the board
And aNOther hundred posters just signed off of the board

Another hundred posters just signed off of the board

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

Updated On: 10/6/06 at 01:42 PM

#2

re: Another Hundred Posters

I am singing it right now aloud in my office.
Classic Kringas, classic.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
#3

re: Another Hundred Posters

Oh my god, that is such genius! You are a GOD, Kringas.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#5

re: Another Hundred Posters

"A haven for strangers
Some are straight, lots are gay"

Sublime.
#6

re: Another Hundred Posters

Now, that is talent!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#7

re: Another Hundred Posters

Perfection!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#8

re: Another Hundred Posters

And might I add, it puts my meager "The Nanny Named Tang" parody (which, granted, was very thread-specific) to shame. To SHAME, I say! re: Another Hundred Posters
#10

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You go, gurl.


That was fecking BRILL.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#11

re: Another Hundred Posters

When they finally mount of a production of "Forbidden Broadwayworld," that will be the opening number.
woo!
#12

re: Another Hundred Posters

You somehow lighted a very heavy load for me, my dear.

Erica, do not sell your parody short...I believe someone needs to put these together to start some sort of "BWW the Musical!"
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#13

re: Another Hundred Posters

Kringas, funny, but girl...you got way too much time and not even **** on your hands. Or should I say in them?
#14

re: Another Hundred Posters

Eh, it's my day off and it took me about 15 minutes to write it. I'd say I'm using my time wisely.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#16

re: Another Hundred Posters

"What you're saying has no cred because you hated Sweeney Todd..."

Best. Line. EVER.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#18

re: Another Hundred Posters

Fifteen minutes?

Sometimes it takes me fifteen minutes to post three sentences.

In fact, that's how long it took me to come up with this post.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#19

re: Another Hundred Posters

That's what I'm sayin, miss p.

Girl, if you can write thatwell that fast, you oughta be doing it fer real!
#20

re: Another Hundred Posters

re: Another Hundred Posters
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

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